Check me out, I'm ryhmin' on J-S-P
My barb whirlin' like I'm on Ecs-ta-sy
How do I improve gear, someone please help me
Low bid auctions, regu-lar-ly
Then I post Cracked Sashes in the Trophy Room
Make videos with Athene, call it the TROLLphy Room
Team plae motherfuckers, that's all we do
Don't even pick that shit up, Charsi food

jw is da shit

my name is denis
i like penis
sometimes im stuck
that's because i suck
simon didnt say
so im not gay

If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
Baby take a chance or you’ll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow

wow

Understand I'm still using them exploits
Dual wield Skorn, that's just sex, boys
Three socket, high dex roll Beckson Sail
Shit's hotter than Kate Beckinsale
Five hundred thousand DPS, that's unbuffed
Ya'll niggas on welfare gear, that's fucked up
Radiant Star gems all up in my sockets
Five million crit damage from my DH rockets

Thread title: teasin' me, Actual post: unpleasin' me
you bit off more than you could chew, leavin' with obesity
and your flow is so soft it's a T-shirt swimmin' in Fleecy G
that means cold shoulders all day undoubtedly
So put your head between your knees and leave me please
cause I'm everything you could ever dream to be


Not a D3 rap, but fuck you either way

Bitch

You's a hater, so stop running your mouth
Dual wielding credit cards, real money auction house
Doesn't sell skill, so whatchu gon' do?
Maxed out the move speed, where you gon' run to?
You just a weak ass credit card hero
You probably farm Nightmare on MP zero
I get own my shit, you get it from team plae
Worshippin' Athene, watching his videos on replay

d3 bored

You should of just rolled on, I'm as awesome as Voltron,
but just wait a minute hold on, this fact cannot be polled on
cause I stand out like a chess set decked out with gold pawns
I punch your lights out like a flashlight without batteries
Whichever way you strike back, it doesn't really matter see
any hate you send at me will only really flatter me
I'm leavin' you in my dust, don't bother chasin' after me