I know you must already seen this, but I loled pretty hard at the message

"We'd ask you to go easy on the Christmas Noobs, but we know you won't"

damn right

i can't wait to reset my stats again, and then slap kids like you who think i'm a christmas noob.

I am just blown away by that... They don't want to hurt their fragile player base and loose customers for their DLCs.

implying i don't get slapped by everyone on a regular basis

i only slap noobs, because they're the only people i feel that i have to play better than.

vouch, but i can only handle a few games, i don't like trying too hard

its bad for my health

i lold too at it

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ROFL, treyarch.

Finally picked this game up, looking for some guys to run dom on 360.