Yep LMFAO

Fromage how old are you and has a girl ever touched your dick?

Absolutely, that among other things

21, Ya back in grade 12 me and this young lady were at my house doing review for finals, we were sitting a the kitchen table, mother and father were attending a local event so house was empty. After an hour of homework she says she needs to take a break and wants to watch tv, so I go and sit on our couch, she follows and sits really close to me.. Her leg was practically touching my leg. Not gonna lie I had some pretty intense feelings... I still moved over slightly after realizing I was uncomfortable, we began watching something on the family channel then out no where she starts sliding Her hand on leg and encountered my penis, I jumped up immediately and awkwardly said I have to go to the bathroom. I walked all the way to our upstairs bathroom were my mother kept print outs of our favorite / motivational bible verses and an abstinent book. I consulted the book for about 5 minute than realized despite all bodily desire my promise and commitment was more important. I proudly went back downstairs and explained, she seemed to understand but I could tell she was ABIT freaked out about my choices and lifestyle.

In my mind that doesn't count as a sexual encounter, however I still had to repent for my sin, after all i must of subconsciously led her on.

O.O

~o_o~

I just about cried xD

It's so sad I'm speechless

I dont understand why... youre judging me for living my life the way I know, the way I was brought up, believe it or not, not everyone in this world will share your views and opinions. There comes a time in each man and womans life they grow up and realize acceptance is much easier then pointless aggreesion. You seem like a good person and despite your poor way of communicating it really does look like you are trying to help me, trying to help me see from a new perspective. And i really thank you for that, honestly, even though I am set in my ways id like to return the favour and try to help you.

I am simple man, full of desire and potential. Believe it or not I see abit of myself in you, im willing to offer my time, provide you with insight that I think will really help you have a full and supple life, a new beginning really isnt that far away, and for you its just a phone call away. Please send me a pm and I will provide you with my personal phone number or skype contact, whatever you prefer. We can start off with simple conversation and gradually become more indepth in religious values and ultimate have you saved. Try to see this with an open mind, im not here to persuade, only guide you. Consider myself the alignment of a new you.

Please consider, i really think this would be a great oppurunity for the both of you.

This post was edited by Fromage on May 8 2015 12:09am

ITT: rc3mil pulling the greatest counter-troll in history or being severely fucking retarded

Lmfao. Double edged troll