Quote (E1337N355 @ Jun 24 2013 08:41am)
the internet. let me clear something up. i have a job. i work at one of the best Universities in the world. i have had girlfriends who were state record holders in volleyball, went to college, and had nice asses.
i don't talk shit or lie over the internet anymore i have no need to since i grew up and realized no one on the internet gives a flying fuck. anything you thought you knew about me is null and void.. i grinded while i was banned and got known in real life by meeting top names in my field of study and have done extensive research, but I am not going to brag but seriously I know so many top names and am so good at everything I do. if you would like to play with me and are one of my old friends then sure i'll play.. but i just want to say if you hold bad blood from years ago to this day...then I will still play with you because I am going to say in the next sentences I don't hold grudges anymore. bro you need something in your life idk what you're missing something i suppose life is too short to just hold grudges with everybody you could die tomorrow in a car crash and you really want people to remember you as "that guy" when you could be "that guy who just rang up my copy of The Last of Us for me"?
sorry for essay
tl;dr version i'm not even the person you knew before consider it a redo...but I am still really good at COD I just dropped like 80 kills and still lost (not bragging)
this made me crack up perfect ending