Don't donate to me. Donate to this man.
He is awesome.

Okay okay, heres the reason. You know why you keep coming back to this lovely thing known as diablo 2. Thats for a couple reasons. One because its great. and two because the people here, for the most part are also great. Being generous and paying it forward earns you a good name. And thats a reason to do it. I dont care if its me, just a cool idea that your doing it. Hopefully they'll in turn be cool later. And after that, heres humor:

frig people whinning about, ooh my leg dropped off and i took a crap on my character and died.
or
I got pked by superman, and i needs a lunch money
or
Im brokeback mountain,
or
Brittany murphy wont even buy my shit and she spends money flat out!

theres plenty of excuses and reasons, I dont have a good reason to persuade you, I just think it should be me cause ive experienced all those things, and i still love the game.
and hope you come back soon.

holy shit you shoulda just offered him a blowjob

because my mom just died from breast cancer, she was treated with kemo 6 years ago but it came back, now i live with my dad who is a heroine addict and he is terrable to live with, for christmas i sat here and did nothing and he sat there and shot up. i got 15$ from my grandma and i baught my school lunch with it. i deserve better but i have no chances to help myself.

because i'm a Lions fan

so i can have 1744 fg

either this story is a very elaborate hoax or jesus christ kid you need to worry about something else besides fg lmao

Lol yeah I do feel bad for you now..

it's been bad my whole life, but obviously this is the worst

Like me?

Seriously, have you ever heard of project mayhem?

I need the FGs to buy material... weapons... bombs. I'll destroy every national bank in the world so we can spectate the fall of global capitalism!

This is serious shit dude