Quote (explotVSA @ Tue, Dec 23 2008, 11:34pm)
get a life raft
get a bunch of herring bait from a fishermen shop
get a bandsaw
get lyme
get some cable ties
rent a fishing boat with a cabin and a tub [or bring a lyme resistant basin of some kind]
go get a hooker
make her do some really weird sick shit like have her get tied up
then cabletie her limbs off so shes screaming so loud and hard you think your eardrums are going to burst
wait for the limbs to turn purple then use the bandsaw to slowly sever each limb
put the lyme in the tub with hot water
start putting the limbs in the tub
if you have tied the limbs off correctly
your hooker will still be alive to see her limbs slowly turning in to goo
then you blow up the life raft
put her in it with some herring bait covered over her body
gulls will be feeding off of her and eventually not stop feeding untill they have picked whats left of her bones
too long; didnt read, how about you get a life too