Quote (hoipolloi @ Aug 27 2018 04:24am)
no. ive just been intentionally trying not to drink unless im thirsty.. everyone always on about a gallon a day, or whatever. but why drink if youre not thirsty ? i imagine our bodies would tell us to drink if they needed fluid.
Yeah I do this with shitting. When my body tells me it’s time to go I insert my grandmas buttplug into my anus and wait a minimum of 4-6 business days before pulling the plug.
Benefits: decrease in acne
All lifts have gone up 5-27.3lbs
Penis grew .4inches
Women look at my longer
I have cut my toilet paper spending down
My water bill is now cut in half
Cons: Grandma doesn’t like sharing her plug so I have to sneak in at night to steal it. She has squeaky hard wood floors which make it difficult
Grandma uses a fly swatted to ward off any nighttime bedroom intruders but I’m stronger when holding a few days of turds in me and can beat the shit out of her now, finally
I miss fapping while pooping daily
All in all I’d say listen to your body it for sure knows what’s up and I’d you need to get more in tune lmk I sell harmonicas on Etsy and also chakra aligning crystals blessed by a shaman from Kalamazoo