Shove a potato up your ass for 0 carb day then catheterize yourself and put apple cider vinegar through your pee hole back into your bladder to prevent UTIs then put a feeding (NG) tube in your ear and crush some kale, bananas, and a paleo along with a keto and feed your eardrum a caveman then open your mouth and shove in a small micropenis that ejaculates in 2 seconds for high fructose content and go fast for 1 minute, then eat again after 2 minutes, then it becomes 3 minutes, then you have finally reached your dietary goals and hit your macros 100/100/100/100 (protein/fats/carbs/and micropenis nutrients).
Solid 10/10 dietary trends these days.
This post was edited by LolV on May 14 2018 09:43am