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Oct 7 2016 07:06pm
Who else loves to poop
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Oct 7 2016 07:50pm
Currently pooping.
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Oct 7 2016 08:37pm
Depends on what I eat.

Sometimes it feels like a thousand knives ripping my butthole apart.

Sometimes it feels like I'm being sodomized by a half giant.

Sometimes it comes out so cleanly, you barely have to wipe.

Sometimes you eat indian food and wonder why you ate indian food.
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Oct 9 2016 01:23pm
Quote (CMBurns @ Oct 7 2016 10:37pm)
Depends on what I eat.

Sometimes it feels like a thousand knives ripping my butthole apart.

Sometimes it feels like I'm being sodomized by a half giant.

Sometimes it comes out so cleanly, you barely have to wipe.

Sometimes you eat indian food and wonder why you ate indian food.



Loooool the last two

Had Indian food, next day was fucked

The clean shits are the best and you always wonder...why can't it always be this clean

Then there's the acid rain shits where it feels like your shitting acid "it burnnnnnnnnnns" - and even after you wipe and walk away your anus is still burning

Then there's the shits where it's like your anus is a hose and you are unloading buckets of liquid
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Oct 9 2016 02:47pm
I browse through hnf's post your pic thread while pooing. I don't fap tho because I'm not fukking homo but I do enjoy the stretch more than usual
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Oct 10 2016 05:20pm
Quote (PartyInMyPants @ Oct 9 2016 02:23pm)
Loooool the last two

Had Indian food, next day was fucked

The clean shits are the best and you always wonder...why can't it always be this clean

Then there's the acid rain shits where it feels like your shitting acid "it burnnnnnnnnnns" - and even after you wipe and walk away your anus is still burning

Then there's the shits where it's like your anus is a hose and you are unloading buckets of liquid



Like when you tilt a full gallon of water completely upside down and it doesn't smoothly flow out it just explodes as pockets of air race to the top of the carton
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Oct 10 2016 11:27pm
Quote (CMBurns @ Oct 8 2016 01:37pm)
Depends on what I eat.

Sometimes it feels like a thousand knives ripping my butthole apart.

Sometimes it feels like I'm being sodomized by a half giant.

Sometimes it comes out so cleanly, you barely have to wipe.

Sometimes you eat indian food and wonder why you ate indian food.


all are amazing.
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Oct 11 2016 05:01pm
lol
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