Quote (CMBurns @ Oct 7 2016 10:37pm)
Depends on what I eat.
Sometimes it feels like a thousand knives ripping my butthole apart.
Sometimes it feels like I'm being sodomized by a half giant.
Sometimes it comes out so cleanly, you barely have to wipe.
Sometimes you eat indian food and wonder why you ate indian food.
Loooool the last two
Had Indian food, next day was fucked
The clean shits are the best and you always wonder...why can't it always be this clean
Then there's the acid rain shits where it feels like your shitting acid "it burnnnnnnnnnns" - and even after you wipe and walk away your anus is still burning
Then there's the shits where it's like your anus is a hose and you are unloading buckets of liquid