so the story goes. you know that awkward dude in the gym that thinks he's big and you always eye each other out and never say hi.. anyways I was hitting the 200pound incline bench and let out a massive fart while he was working past. there's no way he would of not heard it.

that's my awkward gym moment bruhs

that time i was squatting with no underwear in front of the mirror and the mighty python unleashed itself

needless to say, the paramedics had to be called in for a contagious case of FF (female fainting)

dicks out for Harambe

curlin' 350 and my shirt rips off, imagine that

yeah, fucking water

Any time I walk in one

Girls on their phone starring at me doing my thing while they're just texting while im trying to exercise

That's just your active imagination

I have fart issues too lol, don't know what to do about it. Between sets I often take a walk outside and let them out, but fuck man. Fart crisis 2016

Das nasty