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Mar 10 2016 02:04am
Curious on your guys thoughts?

I've got a friend who is talking to a 19 year old and he's 24, about 25. Apparently the girl turns 20 before he turns 25.

To me, girls at this age are still that, girls; not women. It's too easy, shooting fish in a barrel if you will. My ex was way smarter than me (in some aspects she was a dumb cunt) and challenged the fuck out of me in so many ways plus called me daddy which was weird, but that's neither here nor there. We broke up a few months back. She still texts me randomly with some emo shit.

Anyways, hopped on Tinder couple weeks ago. A girl I dated a while back actually set it up on my phone when I saw her at a bar so that we could "match." Never used it much, she put some Gossip Girl quote in my profile apparently because most chicks I match say something about it and think I'm gonna watch Gossip Girl w/ them and get all excited until I tell them how that got there ayy lmao

Not realizing the settings, it's pulling chicks from 18-50. Couple homies and I recently added "I find it's easier to not move my thumb, so I click green for everyone." Rhymes and gets you a bunch of fat aggressive women who make you realize what a hot girl must feel like being hounded by average dudes. It's scary.

So, not realizing the age limit, I've matched a couple 18-21 year olds. I ended up giving my number to an 18 year old. She's in to BDSM and wants me to fuck. I declined her 4am breakfast invite whilst wasted, so I applaud myself. But, my friend practically about to wife up this 19 year old girl, my dad being like 7-9 years older than my mom... what do?

My moral tells me no because 18-19 year olds are just too dumb and easy. My brother is 19 year olds. Potential to be brothers AND Eskimo brothers is.. comical.

What would HnF do? What is your age limit. Does it go up with your age, stay the same, or do you generally not give a fuck and smash anything that walks?
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Mar 10 2016 02:17am
highDEA?
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Mar 10 2016 02:24am
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Mar 10 2016 04:46am
You type a lot these days haha.

Go for it, see for yourself if she is "smart" enough to engage with.

Dated many 18 year olds up until my 26s.
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Mar 10 2016 05:16am
Quote (GodisLove @ Mar 10 2016 10:46am)
You type a lot these days haha.

Go for it, see for yourself if she is "smart" enough to engage with.

Dated many 18 year olds up until my 26s.



Man, I know. Embarrassingly a lot. This is me on Adderall. I'm typing on my cell phone, too. It's as if my brain enjoys the challenge.. :wacko:

Every girl I've talked to in that age bracket is predictable, I'm always leading conversation, always in charge, there's no challenge. Usually the case with women my age, just not so profoundly obvious, like they have no ideas of their own, just respond, respond, selfie/ass pic, respond. The 18 year old BDSM girl sadly had an iPhone (iMessages me) so gifs work on there AND Tinder, now, too! This bitch spoke almost exclusively in MEMES. She seemed is intelligent.. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME, something short yet vaguely intriguing, MEMEMEMEMEME!


THE FUCK!

Just curious what you guys have done and if you ever regretted it. I'd say it's out of my comfort zone to tag a 18 year old, but honestly, some of them are so stupidly hot, that I can look past the stupid and even maybe age, too??!
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Mar 10 2016 05:17am
Bruh u should take what you can get with that bacne
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You got me confused with someone else. No acne anywhere. I used to get ingrown hair follicles on my head I've talked about, but that is long gone, friend :)
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Mar 10 2016 05:33am
Quote (ug_warrior(xtc) @ Mar 10 2016 07:19am)
You got me confused with someone else. No acne anywhere. I used to get ingrown hair follicles on my head I've talked about, but that is long gone, friend :)


do u never sleep lol?

u posted 3 hours ago

and this post was like 10 min ago

so its like 6:30 am by me now, and ur time zone may be off by 1 to 3 hours or so

so dayum lol

then again im obviously still awake so... lol
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Mar 10 2016 05:35am
Quote (noob_whacker @ Mar 10 2016 03:33am)
do u never sleep lol?

u posted 3 hours ago

and this post was like 10 min ago

so its like 6:30 am by me now, and ur time zone may be off by 1 to 3 hours or so

so dayum lol

then again im obviously still awake so... lol


Just use a new zealand proxy server and bingo
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Mar 10 2016 05:41am
Quote (noob_whacker @ Mar 10 2016 11:33am)
do u never sleep lol?

u posted 3 hours ago

and this post was like 10 min ago

so its like 6:30 am by me now, and ur time zone may be off by 1 to 3 hours or so

so dayum lol

then again im obviously still awake so... lol



It's fersure 5:30am here. I'm in Kansas City, Royals fo lyfe son! I deffffinitely took some Adderall around midnight aha!

Quote (Excusemem8 @ Mar 10 2016 11:35am)
Just use a new zealand proxy server and bingo



That doesn't help you sleep tho lol wat
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