Sort of a personal / touchy subject I suppose, but I swear to god:
Every time I fap at the computer, its like my cat can smell it and he comes running into the room, totally invading my privacy / destroying my mood.
I can't lock the door, because the cat knows how to open it even when locked. This is actually becoming an issue, since he is doing it every time.
Is it possible for cats to be gay? Why does he insist on coming near me when I am beating off? Any advice?