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Sep 28 2015 01:25pm
My ole lady's baby daddy wants to meet me this Friday. I really don't give 2 shits about it, but I'm doing it out of courtesy. Her and her brother have already made me aware though that he is one of these assholes who is gonna want to come in and act like the dominate kingshit alpha male. I want to be able to handle all this stuff like civil adults but I'm not sure he is going to make it easy. From what I've learned about him he's one of those assholes who will like shake your hand and try to pull it inside of his chest while attempting to squeeze the hell out of it "the douchebag handshake".

He's a big fat dude with neck tattoos and a general appearance that just screams "I'm a prison bitch". His direct quote to her about meeting me was "he better watch what he says because I've been getting my pump on".

Any advice on managing this while trying not to punch him in the throat and giving him a good ole halo teabag?
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Sep 28 2015 02:03pm
I wouldn't even meet him tbh

sounds like a real dipshit
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Sep 28 2015 02:09pm
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I wouldn't even meet him tbh

sounds like a real dipshit


He really is, and you're probably right. I'm just trying to be the good guy, because i can't imagine how i'd feel if my kids where running around some other guy that i don't know at all.
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Sep 28 2015 03:17pm
just do what dexter did and top him off
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Sep 28 2015 03:19pm
I don't date white trash chicks, so I have never had to be put into this situation. Good luck op
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Sep 28 2015 03:38pm
I wouldn't meet either
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Sep 28 2015 03:49pm
Tell him you're in the d2jsp guild US Armed Forces, that will calm him down!
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Sep 28 2015 04:39pm
Be more alpha than him, KO him
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Sep 28 2015 05:04pm
walk in with a stringer after chest day
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Sep 28 2015 05:08pm
Quote (nickerbocker57 @ Sep 28 2015 11:25am)
My ole lady's baby daddy wants to meet me this Friday. I really don't give 2 shits about it, but I'm doing it out of courtesy. Her and her brother have already made me aware though that he is one of these assholes who is gonna want to come in and act like the dominate kingshit alpha male. I want to be able to handle all this stuff like civil adults but I'm not sure he is going to make it easy. From what I've learned about him he's one of those assholes who will like shake your hand and try to pull it inside of his chest while attempting to squeeze the hell out of it "the douchebag handshake".

He's a big fat dude with neck tattoos and a general appearance that just screams "I'm a prison bitch". His direct quote to her about meeting me was "he better watch what he says because I've been getting my pump on".

Any advice on managing this while trying not to punch him in the throat and giving him a good ole halo teabag?


There is no reason to meet him, all he's going to try to do is intimidate you or like lure you to make the first strike (which is a big nono because then you'll be the one getting fished in, u know what i mean? then it'll be him acting out in self defense even if it's in a public place and he'll snitch on you because you have a better life than his, i know assholes like this, u have to treat em like they're dead to you).

But yeh, make sure you don't fall into the trap of him luring you or falling for his shit, and don't look like a bitch either, stand your ground.

tbh, i wouldn't even bother going, but out of formality and courtesy then i guess you have to.
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