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#1
Jun 2 2015 10:38am
The bonobo is our closest living ancestor phylogenetically, and this article compared body compositions of the two species.

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/bonobo-dissections-reveal-selection-pressures-our-ancestors

Male bonobos typically have less than 1% body fat. ... wat the fk gimme alpha genetics. Even females on average sit less than 10 %

Google pics of that shit they're all ripped to hell (careful bonobos have homosexual tendencies so you'll see some monkey gay pr0n too NSFW )
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Jun 2 2015 12:39pm
I thought Bonobos were australian natives
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Jun 2 2015 01:00pm
Quote (dirTyMan @ Jun 2 2015 01:39pm)
I thought Bonobos were australian natives


Those are abo's.
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Jun 2 2015 09:07pm
arent bonobos always having sex? thats y they dnt have em at zoo's.
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Jun 2 2015 09:19pm
Quote (cloudkicker @ Jun 2 2015 11:38am)
The bonobo is our closest living ancestor phylogenetically, and this article compared body compositions of the two species.

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/bonobo-dissections-reveal-selection-pressures-our-ancestors

Male bonobos typically have less than 1% body fat. ... wat the fk gimme alpha genetics. Even females on average sit less than 10 %

Google pics of that shit they're all ripped to hell (careful bonobos have homosexual tendencies so you'll see some monkey gay pr0n too NSFW )


Give them unlimited amounts of what humans eat and try again
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Jun 3 2015 05:14pm
Quote (powwpoww @ Jun 2 2015 08:19pm)
Give them unlimited amounts of what humans eat and try again


LMFAO
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Jun 3 2015 05:28pm
Quote (powwpoww @ Jun 2 2015 11:19pm)
Give them unlimited amounts of what humans eat and try again


humans cant survive at their bf %.....

doesnt matter about food in for that aspect


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#8
Jun 3 2015 07:36pm
dont they only eat protein

that explains it
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