so bros,
these gains have been helping pull in the honeys
always had a good personality and confidence but when you beefcake up, it obviously strengthens these (and my ego, i guess)
anyways, chilling with the boys - pretty regular thing... kick back, have a few brews, invite over some 7 and 8-ers, and wake up weighing less (damnit)
the bros usually invite the ladies, i was in a relationship for 3 years so my rolodex is limited
but, the ladies naturally gravitate to me. i always start out trying to play it cool, respect the bro code...etc
at a certain point, cant contain myself. start openly macking them bitties...pulling in some tailfeather to the smush room
happens almost every time, and the bros usually don't get so lucky. the host does, but the rest, not so much.
my bromance is more important to me than a fling, i dont know if the bros are getting jealous/agitated/fill in the blank
last thing i want to happen is tick them off, and lose invites because they think ill pull their bitties...
what do you do? keep casting out there or lay back and just chill

Have some 4s n 5s over for your friends and keep mackin the decent hoes. And buy em a bottle of liquor those 4s will turn to 6s pretty quick.

/e the low digit females are a dime a dozen and easy, they might get their feelings hurt when you invite them over only to find out they are a backup hoe or for your friend but who cares your swole. And there are a lot of them so you can always find new ones.

This post was edited by Yohey on May 22 2015 11:01am

Talk it out with your bros, and always know which girls are fair game and which are off limits.

Never have to worry about that when everyone in your group is gorgeous. #modellife

Okay turtle. Tell me about your model life style and all the bitches you pull

Absolutely this. Communication is priority in any relationship. Even a bromance.

if i smash a chick and I say "bro r u mad?" and he says "yes I was putting in work all night" I say "lol sucks cuz I smashed" and we still friends

aka we don't talk about that petty shit, bitches ain't worth the time

Straight up this



f you insist, btw it's turtol l2spell first I go over to my beaties house we throw up a "who wants to party, invite sloots" on fb, play beer pong dj, ask June which of her friends are down, introduce smash in my friends bed, then party with bros again, fall aslepp together with my bestfriend wake up talk about last night gym mongolian all u can eat grill.beach pick up more sloots' #s for next weekend #modellife

Literally the best looking person on jsp.....

ur a 7 at most.... . . . . . .



lol i guess ur right