Refuses to eat regular salt because "it's granulated"
Refuses to use microwaves because "it's not really cooking. It's radiation"
Scooping out his mass gainer/whey protein and says to me "I don't know why they say to use 4 sccops, that's 64 grams of protein and your body can only digest 32 grams at a time"
Won't eat frozen vegetables because they don't have the same nutrients that fresh vegetables do.
Always telling me that I have to stop eating synthetic things (his words). Referring to things like poptarts and basically anything that isn't organic.
My orange triad multis are synthetic and not as good as his whole food organic multis.

He basically does chest and biceps 4 days a week and will do the other stuff when he feels like it. He doesn't believe in letting your muscles rest. He will do a whole chest workout one day and the next day he will do a set and then like 4 hours later go and do another set.

We were drinking one night and an mma fight came on before we left for the bar. It was a heavyweight fight with some dude who was over 6 ft and 205 lbs and looked to be around 15% bodyfat. My roommate was like "Yeah I used to look like that"

How do I live my life and not let the broscience start seeping into every inch and crevice of my being? Please help me HnF

Drink more alkaline water

invite the real josiah over and he'll do it to your roomie

sounds like his way of telling you your scrawn and w/e you're doing isn't working

post pics of the two of you next to each other

my thoughts exactly

Need to be supercharged.

LOL!



I mean... We aren't even in the same class. He has at least 20 pounds on me and I'm in physical therapy.

Maybe he's trolling you

Haha definitely not.

He just came home and I was pulling out frozen tyson chicken strips and he said that I was about to eat streoided chicken that isn't real.

Give him cancer then ask him where his organic god is now.

LOL