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Mar 28 2015 12:15am
its called "correct toes"

they cost 65 bucks and straighten the alignment of your toes by acting as toe spacers.

i just ordered one, will update if bunions reduce in pain and size, like all reviewers have experienced. no surgery or medical care needed, just the use of these toe spacers will re-align the toes and slowly degress the messed up feet from illuminati footwear.

i got mine from: www.lemsshoes.com

they currently offer a 10 dollar off coupon "thistle10" if you want to test this product with me.

shipping is 4.95, no tax yay


i chose to get a free 10 dollar pair of toe socks with the coupon, just a heads up.

my feet are messed up from wearing illuminati footwear and yes now i only buy wide shoes that coorispond to the natural shape of the human foot.
will take progress photos upon arrival. my left foot is really getting bad on the big toe from wearing white pumas for massage school. i wish i got vans slip on leather shoes probably a more natural foot design. i needed a white leather shoe and pumas were on sale at big5 :(

many users also say that these can be worn with your shoes yay
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Mar 28 2015 12:20am
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Mar 28 2015 12:33am
Quote (Josiah @ Mar 28 2015 01:15am)
its called "correct toes"

they cost 65 bucks and straighten the alignment of your toes by acting as toe spacers.

i just ordered one, will update if bunions reduce in pain and size, like all reviewers have experienced. no surgery or medical care needed, just the use of these toe spacers will re-align the toes and slowly degress the messed up feet from illuminati footwear.

i got mine from: www.lemsshoes.com

they currently offer a 10 dollar off coupon "thistle10" if you want to test this product with me.

shipping is 4.95, no tax yay


i chose to get a free 10 dollar pair of toe socks with the coupon, just a heads up.

my feet are messed up from wearing illuminati footwear and yes now i only buy wide shoes that coorispond to the natural shape of the human foot.
will take progress photos upon arrival. my left foot is really getting bad on the big toe from wearing white pumas for massage school. i wish i got vans slip on leather shoes probably a more natural foot design. i needed a white leather shoe and pumas were on sale at big5 :(

many users also say that these can be worn with your shoes yay


thank you sir.
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Mar 28 2015 01:44am
Quote (Bubbler @ 27 Mar 2015 23:33)
thank you sir.



Your welcome

More illuminati damage healing coming soon to the USA....maybe.
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Mar 28 2015 06:55am
As the man (I am actually a reptilian shape-shifter) behind the loominarty's BigPhootwear campaign to cause worsening bunions, corns and callouses, I would just like to that you for bringing this to my attention.

Had this reached full capacity on American markets, there could have been a devastating blow dealt to the BigPharma aspect of foot care and surgery.

I will now proceed to have Supreme Overlord Obama veto a bill against it.
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Mar 28 2015 07:11am
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Quote (YoloSwag420 @ Mar 28 2015 07:55am)
As the man (I am actually a reptilian shape-shifter) behind the loominarty's BigPhootwear campaign to cause worsening bunions, corns and callouses, I would just like to that you for bringing this to my attention.

Had this reached full capacity on American markets, there could have been a devastating blow dealt to the BigPharma aspect of foot care and surgery.

I will now proceed to have Supreme Overlord Obama veto a bill against it.


Don't forget hammertoes
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Mar 28 2015 12:59pm
just wear toe socks. plus they're stylish so you'll get all dem girls



This post was edited by carteblanche on Mar 28 2015 01:00pm
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Mar 28 2015 05:43pm
My toes were fine until I joined the army two years ago.

Now my pinky toes are angled towards midline pretty severely. No pain associated with it, but looks weird.

Also have fungus on my pinky toenails =/
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Mar 28 2015 06:19pm
Lmao mah dude Josiah, U still pulling them 11/10's?
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