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Jan 28 2015 06:11pm
Have learned a lot and its not shocking.
I just wish I grew up in another country besides africa and the middle east.



So this month is Swedish,prenatal and elderly massage.


The first thing we learned is that American MD's make the actual birth far more painful and costly then it needs to me.

The woman should be standing up and leaning over with someone to catch the baby, or in a pool of warm water. I have heard of this but didnt think it was really necessary.
The reason the natural birth is important is because the baby's skull needs to go through the vagina and the skull snaps together (from its 4 piece construction). They do not tell you this in American hospitals and there are two professions that do this if the baby did not have it done. Chiropractors and I forget the other profession. Also while laying down, the MD pulls on the baby which im sure has hurt many babies, the baby should come out with gravity, not against it.

Anyway our babies here and those undertaking natural births also have a difference in IQ, natural birth being higher. Europe for example was featured in a documentary that we watched, where natural birthing is a normal thing there.


So my next point being, the more and more I learn about how to actually cure the body of things, the more and more American MD system does not provide the answers and actually prolongs or never cures or provides no help to the person and just gives drugs.


Next point is that the mother is also in far less pain and can go back to normal life right after a natural birth. There are so many mothers suffering needlessly going through child deaths or increased pain because they couldnt rotate the baby properly or whatever and blah blah. Not the case in other countries where your health is a concern and not the profit of the procedure.


Everything about the Western medical world is more costly and does not have the health of the patient in mind. Just a way to make the most money, I am not shocked but surprised how other countries have not influenced a revolution by now and that the American people still have no idea what they are missing out on. But i do understand the bubble that illuminati geniously created to keep people brainwashed here. Natural birth is just one of a million concerning health situations that are morphed into a more prolonged state of pain and harm to our health.


The only thing ill use MD's for in emergency surgery, besides that they dont really have a use besides drug dealers for big pharma. Im so glad I didnt want to be a doctor here.


I think Massage Therapy mixed with physical therapy will make me a better doctor then a drug dealer MD. I do give my respects to surgeons though.
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Jan 28 2015 06:29pm
i rly have to poop
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Jan 28 2015 06:32pm
I am from Denmark and we still go by the way you describe it's done in America and that procedure do sound unneeded.

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Jan 28 2015 06:48pm
dont forget the big pharmacy vaccines you get right when you're born. who has hep B anyway
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Jan 28 2015 08:55pm
Quote (Josiah @ Jan 28 2015 05:11pm)
Have learned a lot and its not shocking.
I just wish I grew up in another country besides africa and the middle east.



So this month is Swedish,prenatal and elderly massage.


The first thing we learned is that American MD's make the actual birth far more painful and costly then it needs to me.

The woman should be standing up and leaning over with someone to catch the baby, or in a pool of warm water. I have heard of this but didnt think it was really necessary.
The reason the natural birth is important is because the baby's skull needs to go through the vagina and the skull snaps together (from its 4 piece construction). They do not tell you this in American hospitals and there are two professions that do this if the baby did not have it done. Chiropractors and I forget the other profession. Also while laying down, the MD pulls on the baby which im sure has hurt many babies, the baby should come out with gravity, not against it.

Anyway our babies here and those undertaking natural births also have a difference in IQ, natural birth being higher. Europe for example was featured in a documentary that we watched, where natural birthing is a normal thing there.


So my next point being, the more and more I learn about how to actually cure the body of things, the more and more American MD system does not provide the answers and actually prolongs or never cures or provides no help to the person and just gives drugs.


Next point is that the mother is also in far less pain and can go back to normal life right after a natural birth. There are so many mothers suffering needlessly going through child deaths or increased pain because they couldnt rotate the baby properly or whatever and blah blah. Not the case in other countries where your health is a concern and not the profit of the procedure.


Everything about the Western medical world is more costly and does not have the health of the patient in mind. Just a way to make the most money, I am not shocked but surprised how other countries have not influenced a revolution by now and that the American people still have no idea what they are missing out on. But i do understand the bubble that illuminati geniously created to keep people brainwashed here. Natural birth is just one of a million concerning health situations that are morphed into a more prolonged state of pain and harm to our health.


The only thing ill use MD's for in emergency surgery, besides that they dont really have a use besides drug dealers for big pharma. Im so glad I didnt want to be a doctor here.


I think Massage Therapy mixed with physical therapy will make me a better doctor then a drug dealer MD. I do give my respects to surgeons though.


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Jan 28 2015 09:16pm
Quote (Josiah @ Jan 28 2015 08:11pm)
Have learned a lot and its not shocking.
I just wish I grew up in another country besides africa and the middle east.



So this month is Swedish,prenatal and elderly massage.


The first thing we learned is that American MD's make the actual birth far more painful and costly then it needs to me.

The woman should be standing up and leaning over with someone to catch the baby, or in a pool of warm water. I have heard of this but didnt think it was really necessary.
The reason the natural birth is important is because the baby's skull needs to go through the vagina and the skull snaps together (from its 4 piece construction). They do not tell you this in American hospitals and there are two professions that do this if the baby did not have it done. Chiropractors and I forget the other profession. Also while laying down, the MD pulls on the baby which im sure has hurt many babies, the baby should come out with gravity, not against it.

Anyway our babies here and those undertaking natural births also have a difference in IQ, natural birth being higher. Europe for example was featured in a documentary that we watched, where natural birthing is a normal thing there.


So my next point being, the more and more I learn about how to actually cure the body of things, the more and more American MD system does not provide the answers and actually prolongs or never cures or provides no help to the person and just gives drugs.


Next point is that the mother is also in far less pain and can go back to normal life right after a natural birth. There are so many mothers suffering needlessly going through child deaths or increased pain because they couldnt rotate the baby properly or whatever and blah blah. Not the case in other countries where your health is a concern and not the profit of the procedure.


Everything about the Western medical world is more costly and does not have the health of the patient in mind. Just a way to make the most money, I am not shocked but surprised how other countries have not influenced a revolution by now and that the American people still have no idea what they are missing out on. But i do understand the bubble that illuminati geniously created to keep people brainwashed here. Natural birth is just one of a million concerning health situations that are morphed into a more prolonged state of pain and harm to our health.


The only thing ill use MD's for in emergency surgery, besides that they dont really have a use besides drug dealers for big pharma. Im so glad I didnt want to be a doctor here.


I think Massage Therapy mixed with physical therapy will make me a better doctor then a drug dealer MD. I do give my respects to surgeons though.


if you ever try to practice "medicine" under the guise of a PT who can massage you should be sued on the spot and thrown in prison
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Jan 28 2015 09:18pm
Josiah is becoming a massage therapist? Wat
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Jan 28 2015 10:02pm
Quote (cloudkicker @ 28 Jan 2015 20:16)
if you ever try to practice "medicine" under the guise of a PT who can massage you should be sued on the spot and thrown in prison


good thing im not practicing Big Pharma "Medicine". phew
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Jan 28 2015 10:07pm
How much for "happy ending"? lmk.
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Jan 28 2015 10:07pm
Quote (Josiah @ Jan 29 2015 12:02am)
good thing im not practicing Big Pharma "Medicine". phew


thats the only kind of medicine kiddo sorry
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