woke up to:

'So I found out one of my clients infected me with a mite that has taken over my body... And I pretty much have to wash everything I own. IDK if I'll be able to meet up later.'


tehe

'I'm mentally ill'

It's the truth + she will understand

i've said that before just for lols.

i find it funny to say things that are true but laugh aboutt them. dey think ur joking but in reality ur being honest

i have no friends, mental disorders, i will stand outside your window, etc.

they love it

"I'm in the lightman group"

10/10

"Forgot I had to have dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight"

"my buddy says you don't put out"

"The effort it would take to go on a date with you outweights the benefits of any potential outcome."

^^^ u guys da bes

Lol sounds like she's the one who made up an excuse so she wouldn't have to hang out with you...