WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Tax Obesity for a Better America
The specter of obesity looms threateningly over our great nation. Unfortunately, it has been overshadowed in the public eye by issues like global warming. Yet, the effects of obesity are just as far reaching-- if not more so.

It is well-established that the obese generate more body heat, contributing to global warming. Moreover, the visual pollution they produce is literally immeasurable. Recent studies have also shown that prolonged exposure to unaesthetic visual stimuli can result in damage to the eyes, visual cortex, and overall mental health.

We therefore propose the imposition of a heavy (no pun intended) tax on the obese.

A possible name for this proposed legislation: The Weight-loss, Health, and Logic Enforcement (WHALE) Act.

We ask our leaders to please do the right thing.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/tax-obesity-better-america/wK7zTkQ2


Sign.

for a better America

every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa. together we can stop this.

Options

A) Ban Africa
B.) Give Africa some freedom
C) Give Africa some democracy
D) Find oil in Africa
E) Find WMDs in Africa

This post was edited by Darkman on Nov 26 2014 08:32pm

Signed, awaiting conformation email.

Ban time in africa

Sorry too much obese family. I can't agree with this.

Or just have them run in human sized hamster balls for 2 hours every day which help turn generators and pay them minimum wage.

This will generate electricity for the non-obese and assists the obese in achieving a healthier lifestyle, via forced intervention.

Lol