So I just got done with a full post military service physical exam from a not so bad looking middle aged woman. I was only in a paper gown with my boxers underneath.

One of my complaints was my knees and it required me to lay on my back so she could take a look. She was playing with my thighs and I started getting a rock hard erection lol and it was so obvious too... I know she saw it because my entire lower body was exposed and because she kept bumping it with her arms/elbows playing it off as an accident. I was soo hoping she just finish me off real quick Lol but part of be thought a professional doctor won't do that.talk about blue balls but I lost my erection when she gave me a rectal exam (not a good feeling rectal exam) and she did make me pull down my boxers all the way so she could exam my balls for abnormalities... I had a throbbing erection at that point lol

I wonder how common or uncommon it is for doctors to commit sexual acts behind closed doors with patients?

This post was edited by jimtheflow on Oct 31 2014 12:18pm

you're pathetic... everyone knows you always bust one out before an exam...

I honestly thought this was my mental health appt. I've had so many appts lately I'm getting them mixed up

Bruh keep your shit together.

If you're getting a stiffy from a 7/10 you gotta step your game up

this gave me a half chub. good post OP

Can confirm semi

I have the best Halloween costume. I'm tearing my cammies apart from the military and I'm going to make booty shorts. Not only that but I'm going to make my blouse into a belly shirt and I'm going to wear my combat boots with a k bar on my side. I will impregnate a bitch tonight

I worked closely with a Army PA, she was fucking hot too. She told us stories about guys getting erections from rectal exams no joke.

This haha

And Wear compression shorts to keep the erection down if you do get one

Hahahaha well I lost my erection during that part