I hypothetically bought a spartan costume for halloween and hypothetically look like shit in it

How shall I hypothetically build myself like a 300 warrior

the beard

all bout that beard

and painted on abs

My name is Patrick Bateman. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street on the eleventh floor. I am twenty-seven years old.

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

Abs workout all day

ask vinnie


if you'll feel embarassed in a muscle suit, then wear your outfit in a few years

This post was edited by carteblanche on Sep 25 2014 07:02pm

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bullet tooth tony

Big Chris.

You do what I do, be myself.
I can post a pic of me later.

Now, being a in the shape of a 300 warrior is not for everyone. There are plenty of people who like shit even afyer years of training.

Are you a physiologically superior exemplar?