1) you couldn't pass for a bear if you tried
2) you aren't fat, you are skinny fat - there's a difference
3)

You couldn't fill any of these roles
4) strong fat guys don't have saggy skin
5) strong fat guys aren't homo
6) strong fat guys don't wear dog tags
7) strong fat guys don't begin sentences with "sup homos"
8) strong fat guys don't need drugs to lift heavy
9) strong fat guys don't wear small clothes
10) strong fat guys don't brag about how "big" they are

This post was edited by PartyInMyPants on Sep 5 2014 12:34pm

I think the gym princess is more you, Cher.

lol how the fuck am I skinny fat when im 225 lbs lool

8'1 225 lbs verry skinny

If that were his stats he would have to be in the NBA lol