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Aug 28 2014 11:43am
u suk with women as much as i do

'be alpha' 'tease them' 'give them a hard time'


The first things people usually notice about me
"I'm 5'1'' my students always tell me "You're really short..." and I say..."It's because I'm part leprechaun....No, really...I'm Irish"



I didn't know leprechauns could be attractive.. A trade off for being short and smelly, I guess?
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Ehhh several of us are attractive...and we also don't appreciate the short and smelly comments either! LOL
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Well I suppose if you were tall enough to slap me I'd be worried. As it stands (or are you sitting?) I think I'm safe.
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Ass. Bye.
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Aug 28 2014 12:34pm
My self-summary
Fun, out going girl looking for the man of her dreams! If you aren't looking for a relationship and just looking for a hookup then don't bother.



Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex?

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Aug 28 2014 12:53pm
god i fukin hate this world.

UPDATE!!!
List of "perfect guy" qualities...in no particular order...


1. Taller than me, 5'10" min. (and I like to wear heels)
2. Good job that he can survive on
3. Supports himself!
4. Wants to pursue a relationship that leads to marriage
5. Funny
6. Is open to having pets someday
7. Sees the value of bringing a girl flowers
8. Is a Christian
9. Has a car and a license (this should be a given, but you'd be surprised)
10. Can handle being picked on by my crazy family
11. Can handle being picked on by me, and is capable of picking on me right back. ;)
12. Good listener
13. Good talker
14. Able to communicate openly and truthfully in a relationship
15. At least semi-good at fixing and/or building things
16. Likes to cook with me (I think it's super romantic to cook together) You don't even have to be good at it. I can teach.
17. Family oriented
18. Faithful
19. Sensitive when I am having a bad day...happens about once a month...
20. Trustworthy
21. Punctual
22. Has integrity
23. Responsible (and able to take responsibility for his actions)
24. Likes to cuddle, but nothing too crazy in front of the family
25. Is capable of dressing up to go on a nice date. I have a farm wardrobe, and a city wardrobe. I don't like to feel over dressed around the guy I'm with.
26. Initiates hand holding
27. Holds doors open for me, and my grandmother, etc. Lol
28. Doesn't cuss every other word.
29. Makes the first move
30. Likes to plan dates, not just "whatever you want to do, babe"
31. Likes (or can tolerate on a daily basis) country music
32. Can hold his own working on the farm (gotta impress the family...)
33. Doesn't mind being on the giving end of a back rub more than the receiving side.
34. Not a fan of arguing
35. Good kisser (I understand that's all a matter of opinion, but there are some styles that I jive with, and others, not so much)
36. Has a general idea of where he is headed in the future.
37. Likes me for me. I'm a pretty awesome girl, and if you can deal with my quirks here and there, I'll deal with yours. Deal? :)
38. I guarantee you will be the first one to say 'I love you.' I don't say it first. Even if I'm to that point and you haven't said it. I don't say it first. Ever.
39. You can look at other chicks, I don't care. But please don't stare at them in front of me, or honk at one as we drive by her. (Yeah, that happened.)
40. I don't mind a little note left for me here or there. Cute surprise and let's me know you're thinking about me. I dig that kind of guy.
41. And through all of this, I like an affectionate guy, but not clingy.
42. Within 50 miles of my location
43. Is pro life. This is kind of a really big deal to me.
44. Has some grill skill. You don't have to be the Grill Master, but there has to be potential.
45. Wants to own and live on a functioning farm someday.
46. Non Smoker
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Aug 28 2014 12:59pm
fuck off
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Aug 28 2014 01:00pm
post a pic fat boy. id crush u
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Aug 28 2014 01:03pm
Quote (fingerling @ 28 Aug 2014 15:00)
post a pic fat boy. id crush u




good luck with your 130 lbs
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Aug 28 2014 01:09pm
Quote (fingerling @ 28 Aug 2014 14:53)
god i fukin hate this world.

UPDATE!!!
List of "perfect guy" qualities...in no particular order...


1. Taller than me, 5'10" min. (and I like to wear heels)
2. Good job that he can survive on
3. Supports himself!
4. Wants to pursue a relationship that leads to marriage
5. Funny
6. Is open to having pets someday
7. Sees the value of bringing a girl flowers
8. Is a Christian
9. Has a car and a license (this should be a given, but you'd be surprised)
10. Can handle being picked on by my crazy family
11. Can handle being picked on by me, and is capable of picking on me right back. ;)
12. Good listener
13. Good talker
14. Able to communicate openly and truthfully in a relationship
15. At least semi-good at fixing and/or building things
16. Likes to cook with me (I think it's super romantic to cook together) You don't even have to be good at it. I can teach.
17. Family oriented
18. Faithful
19. Sensitive when I am having a bad day...happens about once a month...
20. Trustworthy
21. Punctual
22. Has integrity
23. Responsible (and able to take responsibility for his actions)
24. Likes to cuddle, but nothing too crazy in front of the family
25. Is capable of dressing up to go on a nice date. I have a farm wardrobe, and a city wardrobe. I don't like to feel over dressed around the guy I'm with.
26. Initiates hand holding
27. Holds doors open for me, and my grandmother, etc. Lol
28. Doesn't cuss every other word.
29. Makes the first move
30. Likes to plan dates, not just "whatever you want to do, babe"
31. Likes (or can tolerate on a daily basis) country music
32. Can hold his own working on the farm (gotta impress the family...)
33. Doesn't mind being on the giving end of a back rub more than the receiving side.
34. Not a fan of arguing
35. Good kisser (I understand that's all a matter of opinion, but there are some styles that I jive with, and others, not so much)
36. Has a general idea of where he is headed in the future.
37. Likes me for me. I'm a pretty awesome girl, and if you can deal with my quirks here and there, I'll deal with yours. Deal? :)
38. I guarantee you will be the first one to say 'I love you.' I don't say it first. Even if I'm to that point and you haven't said it. I don't say it first. Ever.
39. You can look at other chicks, I don't care. But please don't stare at them in front of me, or honk at one as we drive by her. (Yeah, that happened.)
40. I don't mind a little note left for me here or there. Cute surprise and let's me know you're thinking about me. I dig that kind of guy.
41. And through all of this, I like an affectionate guy, but not clingy.
42. Within 50 miles of my location
43. Is pro life. This is kind of a really big deal to me.
44. Has some grill skill. You don't have to be the Grill Master, but there has to be potential.
45. Wants to own and live on a functioning farm someday.
46. Non Smoker


Rule #1 is to avoid having to deal with 5'1 guys with proportionally sized kid penises.
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Aug 28 2014 01:10pm
Quote (CMBurns @ 28 Aug 2014 21:09)
Rule #1 is to avoid having to deal with 5'1 guys with proportionally sized kid penises.


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Im hurt man
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Aug 28 2014 01:11pm
Quote (CMBurns @ 28 Aug 2014 12:09)
Rule #1 is to avoid having to deal with alpha.


Yea
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Aug 28 2014 01:17pm
Quote (waw @ Aug 28 2014 02:10pm)
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Im hurt man


Don't worry it was an insult aimed at me, except that in his fat boy idiot brain he failed to realize I was quoting a female's answer

Imb4 cheeky oh I couldn't tell thebdifderwnce between I band female


I'm also 175 lbs ripped. If I was fat fuk like u I'd be 200
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