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Aug 14 2014 06:04am
Hi guys,
I'm new to the gym so I've been following Starting Strength for 3 months.
My friend and I have been taking monohydrate creatine for approximately 2 months now. When we first started, we use to smoke it out of his pipe but it was too strong, so now we are rolling it with tobacco (approx 5g) and before you say anything, yes I understand Tobacco isn't the best thing while gyming, but smoking creatine by itself is to harsh on my throat.
Anyways, my question is, why am I not seeing any results? Also, I'm starting to cough up something, I'm not sure what it is but every morning I have this white booger type stuff come from the back of my throat... Is this normal?! My friend also has it, alot worse then me but he's smoking 2x5g a day.
I'm wondering if I bought the wrong creatine. I'm not sure what to do, please help.
Lastly, if it might be relevant I'm taking a protein shake every day mixed with low fat milk.
Thanks!
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Aug 14 2014 06:12am
You bought the wrong creatine. Go to your local drugdealer and ask for the brand "crack". The results will vary based on how much you smoke, but go all out.

Goos luck champ!
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Aug 14 2014 06:17am
Five five brother

Keep on keeping on
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Aug 14 2014 06:30am
Quote (GodisLove @ Aug 14 2014 08:12am)
You bought the wrong creatine. Go to your local drugdealer and ask for the brand "crack". The results will vary based on how much you smoke, but go all out.

Goos luck champ!


The lady at the store I bought it from said it had to be smoked for maximum effect but I'm not seeing any results.
I don't have access to a vaporizer so I don't think I can mix with water.
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Aug 14 2014 06:54am
It cause your not smoking enough and the little bit that you do hangs in your throat you have to smoke past that man and get it in there deep.
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Aug 14 2014 06:57am
Quote (gary22 @ Aug 14 2014 08:54am)
It cause your not smoking enough and the little bit that you do hangs in your throat you have to smoke past that man and get it in there deep.


The lady at the store told me it was safe but I'm wondering now because my chest hurts and I cough shit in the morning.
What should I do? I still have half a bottle left...
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Aug 14 2014 06:58am
youre supposed to snort it
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Aug 14 2014 07:11am
Quote (partank @ Aug 14 2014 07:58am)
youre supposed to snort it


Came to post this.

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Aug 14 2014 07:14am
Quote (partank @ Aug 14 2014 05:58am)
youre supposed to snort it


Das it mane
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Aug 14 2014 07:50am
lets cut the crap, i've been working out since 2 years, and when i first begen, i did only push ups, and it builded my chest somehow, it grew a little, however if your a NEWBIE, that a little is gonna get you starring at the mirrior everyday, and after 1 year im in the gym, i still do 500 push ups a day, its the best exersice do get you QUICKLY PUMPED, and ripped to shreds, notice, i use push ups still one of the best exersies there is, and for you big Chest guys Push ups is the best exercise, to get your chest riped and shoulders, and back, but you must change work out routine, like put your legs up on the table, or what i do, if you have a 11 year old sister who weigs like 75lbs stand on your back while doing it, its great, but i only can do 20, and thas enough before i fall, and can't get up for some timeHhowever don't do push ups everyday, if your muscles are sore they need rest, for example, if i go to gym and work out my chest, once x week, i don't do push ups the next day, if you worked any other muscle group, go aheadand do push ups everyday, if you DON'T FEEL SORE!, most of the time i do push ups, for conditioning,unless its a chest day work out, i included in my routine, the last thing before i leave the gym, but agian, if you fell sore don't do push ups! you can do em forever if you don't feel sore, it willnot give you a big chest, but Strengh and a good quick pump!
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