they always smell so nice... hair is always shampood and perfume on before they see you. They are always so moist and fresh and trimmed

but we all know they take nasty constipation shits (cuz they dont eat fiber)


does this make u not like girls ?

girls don't shit man

You're on your way to becoming the new Cher... jesus christ.

my gf of 2 yrs spread her legs a little and i seen the shit drop man. was fukin gross.

and she stuck her finger in my butthole but said it didnt stink

I'm starting to miss tayrawr's posts...

I always think like this.

When I look at a spoiled, white trash yolo bitch with a thick ass and yoga pants.. I always think to myself "Wow, she smells nice, has nice hair.. but if I licked her ass hole in a second here, would it offend me?"

Is your sig the face you would make if you did lick a yolo bitches b hole?

just think about it as if it's a dormant volcano
+girls always eat vegetables anyway. they all go through that vegetarian phase

This post was edited by MutatedBeaveR on Aug 2 2014 02:50pm

what? girls don't poop bro...