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Jul 14 2014 05:45pm
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Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
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I'm Kealah. Its goin ok . hbu
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We're watching a movie and my boner creeps up ur leg. What do u do?
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please respond




Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
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Good, what about u?
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im wondering if we watched a movie and you're little spoon and my boner touched ur leg what u would do?
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Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
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Oh its going. Lol. I'm Melanie.
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oh Lol good. We're watching a movie and my boner touches your leg, what do you do ?
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Jul 14 2014 05:48pm
Quote (Snazzy @ Jul 14 2014 06:45pm)
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this, you tried your own version of ladsy lines and you made it 10x more awkward
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Jul 14 2014 05:54pm
Quote (dechristianize @ Jul 14 2014 06:48pm)
this, you tried your own version of ladsy lines and you made it 10x more awkward



u thnik im going to remember 4 sentences and write all that shit out

point is girls not even responsing they dont like sexual talkings
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Jul 14 2014 05:56pm
Quote (fingerling @ Jul 14 2014 06:54pm)
u thnik im going to remember 4 sentences and write all that shit out

point is girls not even responsing they dont like sexual talkings


dude you made it so fuckin awkward ofc they won't respond
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Jul 14 2014 05:58pm
Quote (fingerling @ Jul 14 2014 06:54pm)
u thnik im going to remember 4 sentences and write all that shit out

point is girls not even responsing they dont like sexual talkings


u might be an autist
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Jul 14 2014 06:05pm
Quote (fingerling @ Jul 15 2014 08:18am)
and lol@ u guys thinking these girls r serious

yeah 1/4 might play along and be funny but they not going to give it up to a guy who talks aboutcu mming in their mouth within the first 10 minuts of knowing him unless theyre vile satanic cock mongers which only .5% of them are the rest are filth, yes, but not that filthy

i just resoted my okcupid account so i can prove to u that this shit doesnt work on real girls


I have so so many just from 1 day that played along and I said more and more degrading stuff to which they ate up.
Not only do they play along they give their phone number - they are serious lol
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Jul 14 2014 06:09pm
Quote (Deathslaya16 @ Jul 15 2014 01:58am)
u might be an autist


LOL
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Jul 14 2014 06:17pm
i got some repsonses lol



Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
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Oh its going. Lol. I'm Melanie.
Sent from the OkCupid app 6:39pm
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oh Lol good. We're watching a movie and my boner touches your leg, what do you do ?
Read by melpri23 6:40pm
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I don't know. Lol probably laugh
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right, then your mouth would be open. i like your style, Melanie





Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
Sent Just now!
An image of tequila1010
I'm Kealah. Its goin ok . hbu
Sent from the OkCupid app 6:28pm
An image of rxxxxx
We're watching a movie and my boner creeps up ur leg. What do u do?
Sent Just now!
An image of rxxxxx
please respond
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I was driving
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oh . what is ur answer
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Tell u it looks like u have a problem lol... Idk that's kinda a random question to ask someone u just started talking to
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oh. it feels like ive known u for years. i am just curious cuz ppl think i have a boner sometimes if it touches them but i dont





Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
Sent Just now!
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Good, what about u?
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im wondering if we watched a movie and you're little spoon and my boner touched ur leg what u would do?
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I'd hit u
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hit me? thats not nice im dyslexic

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Jul 14 2014 06:20pm
Quote (fingerling @ Jul 14 2014 07:17pm)
i got some repsonses lol



Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
Sent Just now!
An image of melpri23
Oh its going. Lol. I'm Melanie.
Sent from the OkCupid app 6:39pm
An image of rxxxxx
oh Lol good. We're watching a movie and my boner touches your leg, what do you do ?
Read by melpri23 6:40pm
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I don't know. Lol probably laugh
Sent from the OkCupid app 7:14pm
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right, then your mouth would be open. i like your style, Melanie





Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
Sent Just now!
An image of tequila1010
I'm Kealah. Its goin ok . hbu
Sent from the OkCupid app 6:28pm
An image of rxxxxx
We're watching a movie and my boner creeps up ur leg. What do u do?
Sent Just now!
An image of rxxxxx
please respond
Sent Just now!
An image of tequila1010
I was driving
Sent from the OkCupid app 7:00pm
An image of rxxxxx
oh . what is ur answer
Sent Just now!
An image of tequila1010
Tell u it looks like u have a problem lol... Idk that's kinda a random question to ask someone u just started talking to
Sent from the OkCupid app 7:13pm
Block her Report
An image of rxxxxx
oh. it feels like ive known u for years. i am just curious cuz ppl think i have a boner sometimes if it touches them but i dont





Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
Sent Just now!
An image of elisamarie09
Good, what about u?
Sent Just now!
An image of rxxxxx
im wondering if we watched a movie and you're little spoon and my boner touched ur leg what u would do?
Sent Just now!
An image of elisamarie09
I'd hit u
Sent Just now!
Block her Report
An image of rxxxxx
hit me? thats not nice im dyslexic


Hey hows it going im deathslaya16
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Jul 14 2014 06:27pm
Hey how's it going? I'm Ryan
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Oh its going. Lol. I'm Melanie.
Sent from the OkCupid app 6:39pm
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oh Lol good. We're watching a movie and my boner touches your leg, what do you do ?
Read by melpri23 6:40pm
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I don't know. Lol probably laugh
Sent from the OkCupid app 7:14pm
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right, then your mouth would be open. i like your style, Melanie
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Oh wow
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Anyway what are you doing? My friends call me Deathslaya16 by the way. I'm alpha status
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