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Jan 10 2015 07:29pm
Quote (CMBurns @ Jan 6 2015 10:26pm)
This shouldn't even be a debate.

When you stand you squeeze and smear the shit on your buttcheeks then you contaminate an extra hand to grab your full-of-backlash-shit/piss-water ass to wipe awkwardly.

If you also wipe from your crack to your balls, that's just nasty. There's a reason girls are told to wipe outwards and not towards their vag, it's to avoid putting shit in their vag (even minuscule amounts).


It's just logic. Wipe sitting down, outwards from balls.

Or use a bidet like fancy people.


Sounds like u need more insoluble fiber
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Jan 11 2015 03:27pm
i wipe doing both

if the toilet seat is small, bending down to reach the buttcrack and wipe it may hit my penis on the toilet bowl so i stand up to wipe then

in big public toilet seats there is enough room to sit on them and lean forward to wipe buttcrack without hitting penis inside toilet bowl, so i do it sitting then.


its situational just like life bros

This post was edited by Josiah on Jan 11 2015 03:28pm
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Jan 12 2015 03:43am
I did 8 months standing. I'll leave more shit stains in my in boxers more then ever. I'll warn the wife about buying me white pairs to save the excuses of why I keep staining..as of now I've been doing it sitting and now it's ft5 ez t4t clean ass..



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Jan 12 2015 03:59am
Quote (Nearin @ Dec 18 2014 04:58am)
Okay guys i got one for you, i heard some guys take a piece of tp and dry their dicks im a shaker but  i have heard of paper users and was shocked.

Anyone a dick drier?



Ps im a sitter, underball to be precise





Quote (MadMardegan @ Dec 18 2014 08:02am)
Can confirm, I is dick dryer


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Jan 12 2015 04:51am
Quote (Brendon @ 11 Jan 2015 02:45)
this thread is #1 tho


The great debate even
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