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Aug 7 2014 12:09pm
sneak into her house and wait until 9 pm sharp, then while shes using the computer silently walk up to her and put your dick on your shoulder, she'll know whats up
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Aug 9 2014 03:30pm
Stupid question. Find a new girlfriend
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Aug 9 2014 04:41pm
That's not your girlfriend, from what you said in this thread it looks like you're not the only one banging her, and when she goes out what do you think she is doing lmao hahaha
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Aug 9 2014 05:19pm
josiah needs to make an AMA thread for people to ask him relationship advice, imo.
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Aug 10 2014 02:40am
Quote (carteblanche @ 9 Aug 2014 16:19)
josiah needs to make an AMA thread for people to ask him relationship advice, imo.


I dont play the game everyone plays.

I want something serious, my last ex was the same. We happened to click. I know I will prob never find a woman younger then 30 due to the game society has created.

I give my time and love to woman who also does the same for me.

The game is simply ignoring each other and wasting time you could have had getting to know each other much faster.

It took me 3 months to finally learn enough about my ex to say im outta there, and I was in love at first sight with her.

So yea, Its hard to find a girl that doesnt play games and if she isnt giving you the time and effort then you need to find someone who will.

Im still searching............


Dont care if this is real or troll thread.

-Josiah
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Aug 10 2014 10:03am
Quote (Josiah @ Aug 10 2014 03:40am)
I dont play the game everyone plays.

I want something serious, my last ex was the same. We happened to click. I know I will prob never find a woman younger then 30 due to the game society has created.

I give my time and love to woman who also does the same for me.

The game is simply ignoring each other and wasting time you could have had getting to know each other much faster.

It took me 3 months to finally learn enough about my ex to say im outta there, and I was in love at first sight with her.

So yea, Its hard to find a girl that doesnt play games and if she isnt giving you the time and effort then you need to find someone who will.

Im still searching............


Dont care if this is real or troll thread.

-Josiah


maybe if u were better at video games u'd be better at real life game
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Aug 10 2014 10:53am
So we're having sex the other night after she had worked all day + we went on a date that got her a little sweaty and hot and by the time we got back we had already done other stuff and cooled off and tired , both were, so no shower. I'm kissing her stomach/legs getting close to her area and it has a smell I don't find pleasant ( now probably sex 20 times since I met her and never anything but a nice smell) but I did not care. Does this mean I am in love
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Aug 10 2014 10:56am
Quote (fingerling @ Aug 10 2014 11:53am)
So we're having sex the other night after she had worked all day + we went on a date that got her a little sweaty and hot and by the time we got back we had already done other stuff and cooled off and tired , both were, so no shower. I'm kissing her stomach/legs getting close to her area and it has a smell I don't find pleasant ( now probably sex 20 times since I met her and never anything but a nice smell) but I did not care. Does this mean I am in love


why
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Aug 10 2014 10:58am
it means you're most likely not aesthetically pleasing and therefor she's going out to meet others.

pathetic kid.

stop trying so hard
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Aug 10 2014 10:58am
Quote (fingerling @ Aug 10 2014 11:53am)
So we're having sex the other night after she had worked all day + we went on a date that got her a little sweaty and hot and by the time we got back we had already done other stuff and cooled off and tired , both were, so no shower. I'm kissing her stomach/legs getting close to her area and it has a smell I don't find pleasant ( now probably sex 20 times since I met her and never anything but a nice smell) but I did not care. Does this mean I am in love


now i know you are a troll
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