my life is ruined...

My boss sent me a text the other day that said "Come here for sex." and he meant "Come here for a sec."

I laffed

Oh my

but he really meant was "i want to brutally rape your brown eye"

Gotta do what it takes to get ahead.

break out the lotion to get dat der promotion

Holy fuck, that sucks.

Rugby coach sent me 2 emoji love hearts at 11:11pm last night

Ther is some kind of weird msging trend going on in jsp recently

Time to cut 5-7 kg for mah vacation
about 145-150 lbs 5'11
going for 132-135 lbs



This post was edited by Kerzhakov on Aug 29 2012 06:55am

hit 101 kg today at 7.00 pm tonight, before my protz shake and before dinner

safe to say im sitting at around 102kg atm, im a phat fuck.

brb 1sep 1st day of spring, aka first day of summer (mirin 8 month long summer)

brb gonna get to 95kg, brb gonna have a deep deep tan

brb black eye from rugby



This post was edited by Ladsy on Aug 29 2012 07:11am