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Jan 25 2017 10:44pm
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Jan 25 2017 10:32pm)
Uh boyos happy invasion day



Mb dude, its cool.. I was just heading out.

-Half nodding at and glaring smugly at KCCO as I calmly leave the thread-

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Jan 26 2017 04:52am
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Jan 25 2017 09:32pm)
Uh boyos happy invasion day



M8 I'm hella plurnt at work, been triple fisting cocktails all day long
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Jan 26 2017 05:27am
yes i once didnt knowthis too
but its nice
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Jan 26 2017 06:03am
Quote (Excusemem8 @ 25 Jan 2017 15:25)
Emu Export. WA's finest

EE's are like the poor mans VBs

We call them boong eggs cos the aboriginals drink it


LMK if you win vs the Emus this this.
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Jan 26 2017 07:00am
Quote (turtol @ Jan 26 2017 02:52am)
M8 I'm hella plurnt at work, been triple fisting cocktails all day long


Been shelving pingas up my ass all day

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Jan 26 2017 07:36am
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Jan 26 2017 06:00am)
Been shelving pingas up my ass all day



Fuking trash.

Some fucker in a camo jacket came in, and ordered a rum and coke, played around with some brass knuckles, so when he went to leave I just let him go 😂 Didn't even charge him, fuck you aussie day
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Jan 26 2017 08:08am
Quote (turtol @ Jan 26 2017 05:36am)
Fuking trash.

Some fucker in a camo jacket came in, and ordered a rum and coke, played around with some brass knuckles, so when he went to leave I just let him go 😂 Didn't even charge him, fuck you aussie day


Such a virgin

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Jan 26 2017 11:58am
Quote (Excusemem8 @ 26 Jan 2017 07:08)
Such a virgin


I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgment based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
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Jan 26 2017 12:02pm
Quote (KCCO @ Jan 23 2017 11:01am)
Nah still live at home, gf makes bank, own my own house but keep it as a rental. Why pay for things when others can pay for you?

But I'm sure you are more adept at failing to troll on an Internet forum than to actually apply any real skills in real life. Enjoy working until your 70.



Why would you own a house, but live with your parents...I call bs
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Quote (HyphyIll @ Jan 26 2017 01:58pm)
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgment based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.



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