aggahaha I fuckin bet bro! 33 is a ripe fucking age, too! Got them thick, wide child bearing hips ooooo mmmmmm hbnnnngggghhh gaaaaah *nuts* oooohhhh yeaaaahhhh (naughty naughty kool-aid!)

it's so weird to look back on my highschool and college days and think to myself (I'm super extroverted.. even more so back then) that all the times I was joking around with other women I wasn't dating and bla bla bla.. how many I could have fucked had I not been in a relationship. It's seriously crazy to think about how much pussy I missed out on just to fuck the same soggy ass UTIrekt empty Gatorade bottle snatch every day.. got damn.

Never been with a girl older than me, not really a goal or anything, just happens none of the girls I've ever talked to were older. Mostly my age or a year younger.

I can't believe I read the first page..