This shouldn't even be a debate.

When you stand you squeeze and smear the shit on your buttcheeks then you contaminate an extra hand to grab your full-of-backlash-shit/piss-water ass to wipe awkwardly.

If you also wipe from your crack to your balls, that's just nasty. There's a reason girls are told to wipe outwards and not towards their vag, it's to avoid putting shit in their vag (even minuscule amounts).


It's just logic. Wipe sitting down, outwards from balls.

Or use a bidet like fancy people.

How to clean like a pro:

- get up off toilet slightly and hold squat position
- wipe cheaks separately then wipe middle of crack. Use as much tp as you need so that barely any shit is left.
- even try to get some tp inside your anus to clean more
- then to finish it off use a bidet and/or shower head. If neither are available, use wet TP or flushable wet wipes.

There should be another option in this poll for squatting when wiping.

This post was edited by PartyInMyPants on Jan 6 2015 09:43pm

Didn't know u had a vagina. Makes sense tho, no lifting and big ol fat neckbeard gamer

You try SO damn hard, it's sad.

this is the first time i have even thought to consider how i take a shit..i didn't even think of different methods to do so..and reading so many different ways has sparked many wtf moments..

Only fat people need to stand when they wipe their anush.

Guys I stand. But as I get up I hold both cheeks spread apart then I take my right leg and put it on a wall then I wipe with the left hand for the next 25 minutes

Same

Used to standing. However now I do sitting because I feel I can whipe more thoroughly that way.

this thread is #1 tho