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#71
Jul 14 2014 04:05pm
Quote (cloudkicker @ Jul 14 2014 04:57pm)
theres a distinct difference between telling a girl you wanna stick it in her and telling her you're about to masturbate for no apparent reason


Not really they both sexual and if she wanted me to sruk it in her butt she would say it when I said I was gonna beat off
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#72
Jul 14 2014 04:11pm
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Not really they both sexual and if she wanted me to sruk it in her butt she would say it when I said I was gonna beat off


U should try starting off with something more like..

"Hey we're watching a boner, you're movie, and I get a little spoon, what do you do?"
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#73
Jul 14 2014 04:23pm
Quote (fingerling @ Jul 14 2014 06:05pm)
Not really they both sexual and if she wanted me to sruk it in her butt she would say it when I said I was gonna beat off


its ok i understand as a self proclaimed schizo you might not fully understand social dynamics but they are most certainly different things. the common sexual element does not make them identical
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Jul 14 2014 04:28pm
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its ok i understand as a self proclaimed schizo you might not fully understand social dynamics but they are most certainly different things. the common sexual element does not make them identical



when did i say i was schizo? my therapist says i have SAD and BPD and im also an atheist n nihilist.

not a schizophrenic and I don't have schizoid personality disorder (ur abbreviation is ambiguous. dont abbreviate things in a way as theyre not discernable, didnt u go to scool? Plebeian.)

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#75
Jul 14 2014 04:32pm
Quote (HotHamAndCarl @ Jul 14 2014 05:08pm)
1995 winner


Quote (Patches @ Jul 14 2014 05:32pm)
if i remember right she won in 1995


Quote (HyphyIll @ Jul 14 2014 05:30pm)
she won 1995


Quote (PlaaD @ Jul 14 2014 05:09pm)
Quick google tells me she won 1995


Can anyone tell me which year she won Miss Universe though?
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Jul 14 2014 04:35pm
Quote (MGS4BestGameEverMade @ Jul 14 2014 05:32pm)
Can anyone tell me which year she won Miss Universe though?



google it moran
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#77
Jul 14 2014 04:38pm
Just read through the thread, thread of the month imo, 10/10 would read again
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#78
Jul 14 2014 04:46pm
fingerling, only time i've heard of somebody telling somebody else they are jacking off.. is on gay hotline lol

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#79
Jul 14 2014 04:52pm
Quote (fingerling @ Jul 14 2014 05:05pm)
Not really they both sexual and if she wanted me to sruk it in her butt she would say it when I said I was gonna beat off


yes really, theres a HUGE difference actually..
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#80
Jul 14 2014 04:57pm
Quote (fingerling @ Jul 14 2014 04:34pm)
No a woman never talk to me like this unless I'm her bf and I get her drunk and shes a filthy whore


Have you ever been that completely open, with utter hubris/confidence? You'd be surprised lol. When you come to the point of truly not giving a fuck, it's completely different

@ladsy - thread delivers, thanks for lulz
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