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#61
Dec 19 2014 09:12am
Quote (MrBobMarley @ Dec 19 2014 12:53am)
Where is the don't wipe option. Wtf racists


How do you wipe?

"I don't".
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Dec 19 2014 09:12am
Quote (xGeArz @ Dec 19 2014 04:53pm)
Maybe if you suffer from downs.

I'm shocked to learn that so many people here don't know how to either wipe one direction or sit to where your ass cheeks are spread.

Life must be a daunting task each day for some.


LOOOL
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#63
Dec 19 2014 07:00pm
Sitting

WTF LOL
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#64
Dec 19 2014 08:25pm
Where is the 'both' option? You gotta wipe from all angles.
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#65
Dec 20 2014 12:54am
I'm about to blow all your minds here... but I have a bidet... and it has a dryer.

My ass gets cleaned with warm water, and then blown dry. Clean, fresh angus every time
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#66
Dec 20 2014 02:22am
Quote (Deathbv @ Dec 20 2014 01:54am)
I'm about to blow all your minds here... but I have a bidet... and it has a dryer.

My ass gets cleaned with warm water, and then blown dry. Clean, fresh angus every time



Sounds metrosexual

This post was edited by Bubbler on Dec 20 2014 02:23am
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#67
Dec 20 2014 03:20am
The real question is: are you a folder, or a crumpler?
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Dec 20 2014 03:25am
Quote (darkoblivion @ Dec 20 2014 04:20am)
The real question is: are you a folder, or a crumpler?



lol gg


crumpler checking in
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#69
Dec 20 2014 10:36am
Quote (darkoblivion @ Dec 20 2014 11:20am)
The real question is: are you a folder, or a crumpler?


LOL THAT'S THE MOST LEGIT QUESTION OF ALL. my parents always told me to fold back when I was toddler but I was always afraid of the paper ripping through so I became a crumpler for like 20 years.


folder checking in now tho
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#70
Jan 6 2015 09:17pm
Quote (rlebar @ Dec 18 2014 02:42am)
you know, I'm not gonna lie I'm pretty glad there are no votes for "I don't"

Also, to those who say your cheeks go together when you stand. wtf do you stand straight up?

When you "stand" you stay in a squatting position above the toilet and wipe your ass. nn those cheeks to come together.

we should make another poll asking if people wipe with their dominant hand or their off hand. lol that'll get you thinking the next time you shake a dudes hand when you know he didn't wash his hands...


this makes a lil more sense than what i picture as standing - but thats squatting, not standing.


so for those who said they stand, do you squat or stand?
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