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Oct 30 2014 09:31am
All jokes aside, you take a little baby frame (like the 5'5 guy above) and he's in good shape. You put him next to a 6'+ guy who's in modestly good shape, and it's like comparing a baby bird to an eagle. The little baby bird's frame is like a child's. It seriously looks like father next to son. The whole Napoleon Complex thing makes perfect sense and you see it in the little boy's post up above. He brings up money and dik size right out the gate (even though we all know the sad truth). Reminds me of Ari Gold (forget the actor's real name). Everytime you see a picture of this guy he's either in shoe lifts or on his tippy toes lol. In film, you don't notice he's so short. You think he's just another regular guy when it's just him, but when you see him next to a man of full grown height, it's just pitiful.

I guess some women genuinely don't care and that's great, because i'd hate to see the little guys not be able to live life and find somebody.

Moral of the story...thank your parents if you are tall, and maybe consider surgery or move to a smaller nation like mexico where you will blend in if you aren't.
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Oct 30 2014 11:49am
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All jokes aside, you take a little baby frame (like the 5'5 guy above) and he's in good shape.  You put him next to a 6'+ guy who's in modestly good shape, and it's like comparing a baby bird to an eagle.  The little baby bird's frame is like a child's.  It seriously looks like father next to son.  The whole Napoleon Complex thing makes perfect sense and you see it in the little boy's post up above.  He brings up money and dik size right out the gate (even though we all know the sad truth).  Reminds me of Ari Gold (forget the actor's real name).  Everytime you see a picture of this guy he's either in shoe lifts or on his tippy toes lol.  In film, you don't notice he's so short.  You think he's just another regular guy when it's just him, but when you see him next to a man of full grown height, it's just pitiful. 

I guess some women genuinely don't care and that's great, because i'd hate to see the little guys not be able to live life and find somebody.

Moral of the story...thank your parents if you are tall, and maybe consider surgery or move to a smaller nation like mexico where you will blend in if you aren't.



A built short guy will always look better than a lanky skinny tall guy. I can attest to this because I'm lanky and tall and it's going to take years of hard work in the gym before I begin to look remotely close to as good as a built Manlet.
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A built short guy will always look better than a lanky skinny tall guy. I can attest to this because I'm lanky and tall and it's going to take years of hard work in the gym before I begin to look remotely close to as good as a built Manlet.


and then you remember girls would rather date a tall non fit guy than a short jacked guy
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A built short guy will always look better than a lanky skinny tall guy. I can attest to this because I'm lanky and tall and it's going to take years of hard work in the gym before I begin to look remotely close to as good as a built Manlet.



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A built short guy will always look better than a lanky skinny tall guy. I can attest to this because I'm lanky and tall and it's going to take years of hard work in the gym before I begin to look remotely close to as good as a built Manlet.


I've literally never heard a girl say, I don't date tall and lanky guys. But oh I've heard so many say they don't date short guys, no amount of muscle in the world will save you from that.
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My halloween costume was a success.
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My halloween costume was a success.


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Anyone else got costume pictures to post? I already posted mine, the rest of the pics of me look like shit lol.
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I've literally never heard a girl say, I don't date tall and lanky guys. But oh I've heard so many say they don't date short guys, no amount of muscle in the world will save you from that.




ANy girl anywhere will suck any dick that knows the PIN number to a large sum of money.


Don't even pretend like females have enough decency to have standards these days lol
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