LOL

Dear god dude, do not get her pregnant, your kid will be in a special class with broken doorknobs and pizza boxes.

Well done.

10/10

Looked at your facebook... realised the wall is strewn with girls who will do this for you... some of which are really fat loool... but some of which are pretty decent.

Thread delivers.

Saint John is a funny ole city

I would never do anything with a fat chicl, LOL.

it could cause a fissure, but that would have to be from force, not "long nails" and would typically get around the opening of the vagina bc of insertion