I had a guy ask me what he should do in the gym
I recommended some sort of resistance training after asking his goals ("I wanna get toned," of fucking course) and he said naw, man I don't wanna get huge muscles. These people seriously think you're gonna turn into a monster after 6 months on a strength program. It must be so easy to get huge, but so hard to get brad pitt fight club 'toned'

This whole thread is exactly why I have stopped trying to help people with lifting and nutrition.

would bang dat azz and legs

bros from my uni wanna start lifting but they're so soft it will take ages to get anything done, should i help them ?

No. Let the weak of the herd die.

We must keep the pack strong.

alright boss, i will stick to teaching squat technique to freshman girls so we can keep the pack going.

But.. but.. we aren't all gonna make it brah?

some people don't care, the rest are too lazy. But I feel ya man. I'll never be fat for the exact reason you mention at the end there.