fun fact
the chinese gov. got their 2 tallest people (male and female) together to fuk and have a kid.. i think that big son of a bitch plays basketball at elite level

This post was edited by FrozenWater on Aug 21 2014 09:44am

You mean Yao Ming.

Yao Ming retired.

You have no idea how much 10k calories of food is and i guarantee youve never done it in your life.

Sperm banks are actually cunts about who they select.

You have to have perfect aesthetics, no joke.

Anything wrong with your teeth, hairline, nose, even skin color can be discriminated against. Like they literally do NOT accept black donations, period. It's ludicrous how picky they are, considering they themselves are ugly, 2/10 at best on an amazing day scrubs.

Someone got turned away by the sperm bank.

Lets see you try to pass their standards.

Post your video of you successfully donating sperm any time scrawn

This post was edited by slacks420 on Aug 21 2014 12:12pm

That's 2 big macs a large pop and a large fry 5x a day

I would puke, maybe throw in a large shake and some chips? Can easy eat a big bag of chips in a day and feel hungry still

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Breakfast at McDonalds:
- 3xBacon 'n Egg McMuffin® sandwich with Whole Grain: 930 calories
- 2 hashbrowns: 320 calories
- Large orange juice: 220 calories

Snacks throughout the day:
- 2xOdwalla Lifefood smoothie: 380 calories
- 3 scoops Bio-X Xtreme Power Whey Isolate: 390 calories
- 4 tbsp nuts-n-more peanut butter: 316 calories
- 2 large banana's: 210 calories

Lunch at Wendy's:
- Poutine: 680 calories
- 2 Spicy Chicken Breast Sandwiches: 1010 calories
- Large Sprite (+ refill): 600 calories
- Large Chocolate Frosty: 600 calories

Dinner at McDonalds:
- 2xAngus Third Pounder - Deluxe: 1560 calories
- 10 White Meat CHICKEN McNUGGETS: 460 calories
- large fries: 560 calories
- large sprite (+refill): 580 calories
- Regular size oreo mcflurry: 570 calories

That's 8,800 calories and easy to eat if you spread out breakfast lunch and dinner (e.g. 3-4 hours or more in between meals). Only 1,200 more calories to go to hit that magic 10K mark...few more snacks should achieve that...e.g. chips?

I could even replace stuff with a huge pizza...those things are calorie dense too...

I used to eat like a pig in University...eating what I listed above would be easy.

This post was edited by PartyInMyPants on Aug 21 2014 04:45pm