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Dec 22 2011 12:10am
Quote (Jimmy16 @ Dec 21 2011 10:54pm)
nordstrom*

orly?


mabad.

yarly.
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Dec 22 2011 02:00am
1. Take necklace out
2. Insert tiny penis in box
3. Give her dick in a box
4. ?????
5. PROFIT
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so many laughs in this thread..
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Quote (LikeABoss @ Dec 22 2011 09:45am)
so many laughs in this thread..


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Dec 22 2011 09:35am
just stuff her stocking for christmas
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Dec 22 2011 09:46am
put ring on penis and tell her she has to find it
***instant BJ

if it doesnt work, go home and put peanut butter on your peen and get your dog to lick it
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Dec 22 2011 10:05am
i legit thought you bought her a mousetrap at first
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Dec 22 2011 10:07am
Quote (TG3 @ Dec 22 2011 12:50am)
this is horribad.
if u honestly want something good go to nordstorm and talk to the younger sales people in the jewelery section and just ask what they would love to have for christmas (pretend its for them) theyll pick out something ridiculously nice from the back or hidden in the front. buy it, get it gift wrapped and walk out.


lol i do that sometime, especially when im buying clothes,i walk to the girls that work in the store and tell her : if i were your bf what would you want me to wear?
( i do that because i fuckin HATE shopping)

This post was edited by dechristianize on Dec 22 2011 10:07am
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