there is always cheating

your hair looks about as greasy as a Little Caesars pizza.

this made me lol

lol'd

aiming for the worst photograph grand prize

pretty sure rapdawg will never lose that prize after that picture of his calf.

or at least what he said was his calf. no one can tell as the camera was so close.

even after 50 tries i dont seem to get both sides into one shot. i tried to photoshop right and left side shots together which made me have a huge head lol. asking someone else to take the pic is also no option since
1: foreveralone.jpg
2: "can you take a pic of my back for an internet gamingforum pls?" - somehow odd

last time it worked. dunno what i am doing wrong atm. new pics when i fixed it ^^

inb4doitfaggotcombo

This post was edited by TheOak on Dec 28 2010 12:35pm

Yesterday i walked into gnc looking for some Super Pump250 and naturally some SizeOn, the clerk looked at me and smiled, and told me that we have some free samples in the back room. I followed him in, and he led me through poorly-lit hallways and into a room with a table that looked like a medieval torture device, attached to it were several bottles of SuperPump250 SizeOn.

But as I looked at them, the clerk suddenly grabbed me and threw me on the table, where it immediately had some sort of locking device that kept me on the table with my ass in the air and mouth locked open. I felt my pants being pulled off and soon felt a thick cock slide into my ass. At first it was painful but after a few minutes I had 'opened up' so to speak. He came around to my mouth and i was forced to suck the clerk's dick clean, practically licking off yesterdays lunch. Now heres where it gets weird, he pressed a button on the wall and the table began to vibrate slightly...in the mirror in front of me i could see the SuperPump250 and other products being mixed into a single batter by the machine, and after a few minutes a scooper came down and poured the batter into my already gaping ass. The clerk went around and began pounding me again, ramming the SuperPump250 batter deeper into my ass. Eventually he came and i tried to fart or shit out the batter along with his cum. But instead he came to my mouth again and i was forced to suck off all the SuperPump250 batter and cum that was on his dick..after a few minutes, the SuperPump250 got to me and i began to feel dizzy, everything was spinning around me and the last thing i remember was the clerk saying 'hope you liked your free samples'.

I woke up this morning on my kitchen floor, barely able to walk and surrounded by 5 bottles of SuperPump250, and 3 bottles of SizeOn. I checked the scale and I had gained 10 pounds of lean muscle. I guess these products really do work, but at what cost?