i almost feel bad for making that comment, after reading your fairly human reply to my question in noz's thread

This post was edited by cloudkicker on Nov 1 2010 09:31pm

Have fun being slow. I enjoy being faster than any other person I've ever encountered.

I'm far from slow actually. I train for explosiveness which also involves some speed training and a great deal of quick lifts haha.

There is only so much training can do when you have so much fat to slow you down. You have to remember that fat, unlike muscle, is not voluntarily controlled.

if i can get that fat moving, it should keep me moving haha

you are probably faster than me, but i normally don't get into competitive races with ppl lol

what's your 40 yard dash time?
or 100 meter time
or 400 meter time

This post was edited by Balla on Nov 1 2010 09:50pm

Makes sense, you are fat. At parties I always have people come up to me, so acclaimed fastest people, usually with their posse. Then they are like "I am super fast let's race, bro". And my posse is all like "No way, you aren't faster than the God-King."

So then we race and I win and I get bitches all over my dick and everyone crowds me (not that everyone wasn't anyway) and they all congratulate me and tell me how much they want to suck my dick. At the end of the night I pick the finest bitch and she is the winner, I let her take me out to an expensive restaurant, and then we fuck.

Everyday life for me.

hmm, CSB

Best thing I've read all day.

yoo bitch