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Quote (LoverManGenius @ Oct 6 2021 04:32am)
I can't wait to see how that phone call goes when she dials up the Jason Statham look-a-like is sitting at his desk.


"Hello badass debt collector, this is cunty Karen from Planet fitness calling - I need you to collect 30 dollars for me? I'll give you 3%"


Its not the amount that matters. Your advice is horrible. Debt collections will impact your credit score which can negatively impact major transactions later in life.

This is why idiots who dont pay their last phone bill before they move to the next provider get screwed next time they apply for a loan.
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Its not the amount that matters. Your advice is horrible. Debt collections will impact your credit score which can negatively impact major transactions later in life.

This is why idiots who dont pay their last phone bill before they move to the next provider get screwed next time they apply for a loan.


The whole point is that there won't even be a debt collection encounter. No debt collector is going to chase 30 dollars - lmfao.


I'm not even saying that the best move isn't to just cuck out and fork over the 30 bucks - I could just as easily make my argument in favor of that.

I'm just also saying that you could very - very likely walk away like a badass and tell them to fuck off without hearing from them ever again.

This post was edited by LoverManGenius on Oct 6 2021 06:00am
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The whole point is that there won't even be a debt collection encounter. No debt collector is going to chase 30 dollars - lmfao.


I'm not even saying that the best move isn't to just cuck out and fork over the 30 bucks - I could just as easily make my argument in favor of that.

I'm just also saying that you could very - very likely walk away like a badass and tell them to fuck off without hearing from them ever again.


"Could very well walk away like a badass and tell them to fuck off"

or possibly have your credit card score hindered resulting in significant difficulties in the future.


idiot.

And yes collection agencies do go after 30 dollars. They just send out automated letters that capture the amount on a template and it goes out in the mail. I see it all the time with people who owe on phone bills. Any off the shelf accounting system now exports amounts over 90 days with name address and other customer info. This is typically exported into CSV or XlS and then imported by the collection agency which then populates templates automatically, be it the use of Caseware or other software. Its all automated.

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"Could very well walk away like a badass and tell them to fuck off"

or possibly have your credit card score hindered resulting in significant difficulties in the future.


idiot.

And yes collection agencies do go after 30 dollars. They just send out automated letters that capture the amount on a template and it goes out in the mail. I see it all the time with people who owe on phone bills. Any off the shelf accounting system now exports amounts over 90 days with name address and other customer info. This is typically exported into CSV or XlS and then imported by the collection agency which then populates templates automatically, be it the use of Caseware or other software. Its all automated.


Not everybody is going to be financially crippled by a credit blemish - idiot.

I guess I made a bold assumption there, assuming you and OP might actually be on the level when you get to tell people to fuck right off and give no shits. I was wrong.


Enjoy forking over 30 bucks to karen because she told you so, cuckaroo!

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Not everybody is going to be financially crippled by a credit blemish - idiot.

I guess I made a bold assumption there, assuming you and OP might actually be on the level when you actually get to tell people to fuck right off and give no shits. I was wrong.


Enjoy forking over 30 bucks to karen because she told you so, cuckaroo!


And only an idiot would risk a credit blemish over 30 dollars. - Idiot.
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And only an idiot would risk a credit blemish over 30 dollars. - Idiot.


What - I've done it.

I've never had a problem procuring cash for my endeavors - do you know why? Because I show the bank my tax info and they immediately realize that whatever credit disputes I've had in the past are completely irrelevant next to the sheer amount of financial competence it takes to amass the wealth I have.


Only peasants like you have to abide by Planet fitness Karen's rules - hahaha.

This post was edited by LoverManGenius on Oct 6 2021 06:26am
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What - I've done it.

I've never had a problem procuring cash for my endeavors - do you know why? Because I show the bank my tax info and they immediately realize that whatever credit disputes I've had in the past are completely irrelevant next to the sheer amount of financial competence it takes to amass the wealth I have.


Only peasants like you have to abide by Planet fitness Karen's rules - hahaha.


I had a feeling you were a deadbeat.

Thank you for the clarifying that though.
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I had a feeling you were a deadbeat.

Thank you for the clarifying that though.


Its the principle.

One man does what he wants - and gets what he wants. The other man bends the knee to cunty Karen - you can not be both.
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Its the principle.

One man does what he wants - and gets what he wants. The other man bends the knee to cunty Karen - you can not be both.


Please sir here is my tax papers please service me im not the loser I was anymore!

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Please sir here is my tax papers please service me!


Tell me you've never dealt in finances without telling me.
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