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Oct 11 2016 04:16pm
Quote (Crestron @ Oct 11 2016 02:46pm)
Yeah but the thing is... the two largest gyms in the country merged so if you're a member of one of them, you can literally chose between 60 different gyms (and they're the best gyms in the country) in the city of Oslo alone, which I love cause I train in the gym next to my job, the gym next to my school, the gym next to where I live, the gym next to my buddies house, the gym next to my Cheerteams training hall, the flagship gym which I go to etc... I love the convenience. I have a gym (which also functions as a free public toilet hehe) wherever I go :D


But thing is, you signed a contract when you started your membership that you accept that may be drug tested, and if refused your membership will be closed indefinitely + police report.


I signed up for that shit brah.


Buy home gym. Never deal with again.
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Oct 11 2016 04:23pm
¨Never been a fan of home gyms to be honest. Even though my workouts are mainly made up of the basics (compound barbell movements and lots of dumbbell work) I love having the option of having dozens of machines to use every now and then, plus having dumbbells in 2kg (5lb) increments from 2kg up to 60kg without having to switch plates on them like you would have to do in a home gym (or be ridiculously rich and buy 30 dumbells lol).


+ I love the sauna. Would have to have my own home sauna, which costs thousands of $$$(+ the space required for one... much bigger than the 250 square feet I currently occupy)

AND I would need an ice tub


I finish every workout with a 30 min sauna/ice bath session (10 min sauna, 1 min dip in ice bath.. 10 min sauna..)

I think I actually prefer the sauna/ice bath hot/cold dynamic more than the workouts themselves :lol:

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Oct 11 2016 04:26pm
And then there's the whole social aspect of going to the gym. Seriously, I'll never understand people with home gyms. Sure I'd love to have one if I were a billionaire (an entire full sized luxury gym with all spa facilities in one of your many floors of your mansion) but for an average (or even below/just above average income) much better off paying for gyms.


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Oct 11 2016 04:29pm
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And then there's the whole social aspect of going to the gym. Seriously, I'll never understand people with home gyms. Sure I'd love to have one if I were a billionaire (an entire full sized luxury gym with all spa facilities in one of your many floors of your mansion) but for an average (or even below/just above average income) much better off paying for gyms.


Gym membership would be $50/month.

I paid $1100 for my squat rack + high/low pulley. Came with dip bar attachment and pullup bar. So I can do tricep pushdowns, lat pulldowns, cable rows, cable curls, etc... you name it.

I paid $500 for my adjustable bench that came with a leg extension/curl attachment.

$700 for adjustable dumbbells that switch instantly (Powerblocks), 2.5 - 90lb adjustables.

$300 for a good barbell, $1 per pound for plates. $100 for a preacher curl device that works just like a machine but takes plates instead.

I have never had a gym buddy that has been anything but distracting.

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Oct 15 2016 04:05pm
Our tax dollars hard at work converting people who are harming no one else into criminals.
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Oct 15 2016 07:30pm
So had my conversation down at the police office a couple of days ago.





I tested positive




... For Ritalin. ADD medicine which I recently got a doctor's prescription for :) had to apply for 'medical exception' as they call it and now I can use it in competitions without consequence...



If I had competed in a sport (be it Men's Physique or cheerleading or whatever), I woulld tested positive and been punished for the use of ritalin, regardless of prescription or not.


Now I'm registered so that's cool though.


Dunno why y'all were so worried about me... Think I did some steroids or somethin :wacko: :unsure: :wacko: :unsure:
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Oct 15 2016 07:32pm
On a side note for my own thread; ritalin is amazing. Best shit I've ever taken. We have exams that are designed to take five hours to solve, and usually I could spend 10 hours at the library and not get any shit done.


One cap of Ritalin + an energy pill/drink and I can literally solve 5-hour exams every 2 hours from sunrise to sunset. 12-14 hours of school work solving equations or writing off accounts actually becomes a fun experience.


Its literally steroids for your brain. And I get it legally, from my Doctor. HA!

This post was edited by Crestron on Oct 15 2016 07:33pm
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Oct 16 2016 12:57pm
Mgs4

Worst fukking game ever
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Oct 18 2016 08:18am
Quote (HyphyIll @ Oct 16 2016 08:57pm)
Mgs4

Worst fukking game ever


Now thats just a lie.
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Oct 18 2016 08:48am
Quote (Crestron @ Oct 15 2016 09:32pm)
On a side note for my own thread; ritalin is amazing. Best shit I've ever taken. We have exams that are designed to take five hours to solve, and usually I could spend 10 hours at the library and not get any shit done.


One cap of Ritalin + an energy pill/drink and I can literally solve 5-hour exams every 2 hours from sunrise to sunset. 12-14 hours of school work solving equations or writing off accounts actually becomes a fun experience.


Its literally steroids for your brain. And I get it legally, from my Doctor. HA!


Weak for relying on substances imo
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