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#41

Dec 18 2014 11:56am

Quote (O_sonofa88 @ Dec 18 2014 01:51am)

In all of my years of trolling and lurking on JSP, this thread delivers. :thumbsup:

This

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#42

Dec 18 2014 12:21pm

Quote (MGS4BestGameEverMade @ Dec 18 2014 07:34am)

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK. the poll is 50/50 between sitting and standing? Who the fuck stands up and wipes?

You sit on the toilet, take a shit, tilt to the side and wipe your arse.

Didn't realize the was another way of doing it.

Aren't your ass cheeks clenched together when standing anyways?

no.. you stand sort or squat position. your cheeks only touch if you stand up 100%

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#43

Dec 18 2014 12:55pm

I like to live life on the edge... but standing to wipe your ass... crazy.

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#44

Dec 18 2014 01:06pm

i actually i jus shit

for a stander what i do is stand with my legs at about 135 degree angle and wipe once. this gets 90% of the wet lose shit off my asshole
then u are safe to stand up fully after that, cheeks clinched (would be advised to wipe at 135 degrees 2-3 times before full sranding wipe, incase extra poop will fold into ur skin when ur cheeks clinch)

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#45

Dec 18 2014 03:35pm

Quote (fingerling @ 18 Dec 2014 03:31)

so u wipe ur asshole with a paper towel and u dont touch ur asshole but the fecal jump on ur hand. is that what happened?
tell me a story about ur jumping feces

fecal coliforms are suspended in the air. Infact, they even get on your toothbrush. They've done studies on it.

Quote (wesley123 @ 18 Dec 2014 09:13)

My roommate stands, I didn't even know people did till somehow the subject came up.

you have a spy hole in your bathroom don't you?

you creepy fuck

This post was edited by rlebar on Dec 18 2014 03:37pm

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Dec 18 2014 03:37pm

Quote (rlebar @ Dec 18 2014 04:35pm)

fecal coliforms are suspended in the air. Infact, they even get on your toothbrush. They've done studies on it.

u shit in bowl and flush. this breaks up fecal particles and sends them drifting/launches them into the air. big difference from an undisturbed asshole . no agitation= the microbes arent airborne

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#47

Dec 18 2014 03:38pm

Quote (fingerling @ 18 Dec 2014 16:37)

u shit in bowl and flush. this breaks up fecal particles and sends them drifting/launches them into the air. big difference from an undisturbed asshole . no agitation= the microbes arent airborne

know what this makes me think of?

splash back. That's the fucking worst.

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#48

Dec 18 2014 03:43pm

its gross if u have diarrhea cuz the shit water sprays on ur balls and cock but if its a regular turd u jus get a nice cold water on ur butthole

also, where do u guys put ur penis when u shit? u let it rest over the bowl or touch down inside the toilet?

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#49

Dec 18 2014 04:48pm

Quote (Lolzor @ Dec 18 2014 03:42am)

use 1 hand to hold a cheek so that they separate and then use the other to wipe... im pretty sure that most people actually do it standing lol...

lol nah, your shitty ass can stay closer to the water and have your cheeks trap that smell in

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#50

Dec 18 2014 04:53pm

Where is the don't wipe option. Wtf racists

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