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#41
Dec 21 2011 10:48pm
Quote (PureOwnage2 @ Dec 21 2011 08:32pm)
Damn you dating an older mamacita?  A hickey?  Her dad will beat your ass for that.  Wouldn't do it homie. 

Try to give her a hickey at the bottom of her stomach and then start running your hand up her inner thigh and caressing her private area.  Make your move from there homie.  Give her the deuce! 

It should be HnF's goal to guide Tommy to the motherload.  We need to get Tommy laid before he is 15.


Okay we don't want to be giving ill advice to a 13 years old kid and he ends up impregnating his 14 years old gf nah mean

This post was edited by KingEdgar on Dec 21 2011 10:48pm
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#42
Dec 21 2011 10:49pm
Quote (KingEdgar @ Dec 21 2011 11:48pm)
Okay we don't want to be giving ill advice to a 13 years old kid and he ends up impregnating his 14 years old gf nah mean


i want my lil man wearing tuxedos
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#43
Dec 21 2011 11:15pm
Quote (tommyd323 @ Dec 21 2011 07:43pm)
I am emotionally unstable and my health needs help
just needa know something

http://i43.tinypic.com/wcfxhx.jpg --> will she like it?


I told you to leave the interwebs before it fucked up your mind little bro. too late now, you're addicted.
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#44
Dec 21 2011 11:28pm
maybe you should write her a poem too

faggot

take her on a date to mcdonalds, tell her she can get one thing of the dollar menu and a water
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#45
Dec 21 2011 11:46pm
Your taste is horrid.

http://www.kay.com/product1%7C10101%7C10001%7C-1%7C990740805%7C15051%7Cnull.15057.15107

This will give you infinite boob access.
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#46
Dec 21 2011 11:48pm
how did you two meet and become a couple tommy?
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#47
Dec 21 2011 11:50pm
this is horribad.
if u honestly want something good go to nordstorm and talk to the younger sales people in the jewelery section and just ask what they would love to have for christmas (pretend its for them) theyll pick out something ridiculously nice from the back or hidden in the front. buy it, get it gift wrapped and walk out.
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#48
Dec 21 2011 11:52pm
are you guys forgetting he's 13 years old?
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#49
Dec 21 2011 11:53pm
Tiffany bro. can NEVER go wrong with Tiffany stuff... it = pants access whenever
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#50
Dec 21 2011 11:54pm
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this is horribad.
if u honestly want something good go to nordstorm and talk to the younger sales people in the jewelery section and just ask what they would love to have for christmas (pretend its for them) theyll pick out something ridiculously nice from the back or hidden in the front. buy it, get it gift wrapped and walk out.


nordstrom*

orly?
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