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Dec 2 2009 07:25pm
Quote (MadMardegan @ Dec 2 2009 08:20pm)
We call it dildotius. You wouldn't believe how many people have 15-20lbs of dildos logded in their ass...


It's dildonitis faggot.

Dildotius is a greek philosopher that first debated the possibility of 15-20lbs of dildos lodged up a grown mans ass.
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Quote (Boxa @ Dec 3 2009 01:25am)
It's dildonitis faggot.

Dildotius is a greek philosopher that first debated the possibility of 15-20lbs of dildos lodged up a grown mans ass.


You'll have to forgive me, I've had a few drinks tonight.

I've heard they can do a dildotomy nowadays. They can literally remove 15-20lbs of dildos from your ass.
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Dec 3 2009 01:07am
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the op think i has their 15-20 in ass dildos
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Quote (sk8ermr57 @ Dec 3 2009 03:07am)
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the op think i has their 15-20 in ass dildos


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wait wut? no comprende

This post was edited by Peachie on Dec 3 2009 01:09am
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Dec 3 2009 02:15am
I lol'd over and over again.
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Quote (bones0187 @ Dec 2 2009 12:36pm)
15-20 lbs worth of ass u prolly forgot to take outta ur dildos


LOLd so hard
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Dec 3 2009 02:39am
With 15-20lbs of dildos in your ass my mom got scared and said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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Dec 3 2009 05:04am
15-20.... fuckin forget it.
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Quote (Bluff @ Dec 3 2009 07:04am)
15-20.... fuckin forget it.


not humurous.
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Quote (dakilla @ Dec 3 2009 06:25pm)
not humurous.


not humorous.
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