Quote (Odell @ Jan 22 2017 01:31pm)

only worked out like 4 times last week. soreness gone so i can go everyday now. i already have a dorito base, just need to drop 20 pounds to get rid of unnecessary fat. need definition in abs/ribcage area. upper part looks good, like i said i already have dorito shape body, just need the seasonings/definition on it.

Quote (IsilDuRRR @ Jan 19 2017 03:43pm)

lol if you think that 6 pack will pull you pussy.

I'm 165 lbs, shredded muscle from doing constant gymnastics during my entire adult life. I have more agility than batman and could literally deep throat a woman while doing handstand push ups.

Still in my basement masturbating. Not only will women not fuck me, but I can't even get a 7/10 to sit next to me on the bus. You either have the ability to get pussy with your social skills, or you don't.


Gl kid


Also worth mentioning:

I have a very fat cock, which of course never gets used.

I've actually considered faking cancer just so I can force 8/10 nurses to touch my naked body. Idk, maybe when they see how ripped I am they'll give me a quick suck.

Even that crap doesn't work, though. I tried something similar to that once:

Went for a physical, I saw that the last 3 guys who went in were all over weight, middle-aged slobs. So I figured I'd be a hot shot and try to use my young, athletic body to my advantage. I ended up somehow finding the courage to "Accidentally" show off the entire front of my body, complete with penis as I let the scrub I was wearing fall to my sides.

The hot chick who was doing my exam literally laughed in my face, like I was an idiot for even thinking I'd ever somehow turn that situation into a blow job.


Moral of the story is - beach body can't carry you. Just give up and play world of warcraft