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Apr 14 2016 07:08pm
Quote (carteblanche @ Apr 14 2016 07:31pm)
is he lactose intolerant and does he use cream in his coffee?


coffee has natural laxative effects bruh
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Apr 14 2016 08:40pm
Quote (cloudkicker @ Apr 14 2016 08:08pm)
coffee has natural laxative effects bruh


yeh cigarette make that too to me. im not a smoker but sometimes if im drunk and someone offer me a smoke imma take it and it makes me a bit dizzy lightheaded and give me a urgent need to poo

i think it activate the blood pressure or some shit and it makes your bowels work harder xD

but if you drink cofee everyday or smoke alot of cigarettes everyday u get used to it and its not a problem anymore

This post was edited by NumbSouls on Apr 14 2016 08:40pm
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Apr 14 2016 08:44pm
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yeh cigarette make that too to me. im not a smoker but sometimes if im drunk and someone offer me a smoke imma take it and it makes me a bit dizzy lightheaded and give me a urgent need to poo

i think it activate the blood pressure or some shit and it makes your bowels work harder xD

but if you drink cofee everyday or smoke alot of cigarettes everyday u get used to it and its not a problem anymore


Nope I drink coffee every single morning and it have for the last 8 ish years, it still makes me shit. Smoking is groce
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Apr 14 2016 09:01pm
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Nope I drink coffee every single morning and it have for the last 8 ish years, it still makes me shit. Smoking is groce


can it be that u just normally have to take a shit?

:D

what if u tried stopping coffee in the morning for 7 days. and see if u still shit around the same time.

not saying that coffe doesnt have laxative effects. just saying it could be something else causing the shits lol

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Apr 14 2016 09:07pm
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Nope I drink coffee every single morning and it have for the last 8 ish years, it still makes me shit. Smoking is groce


yup...caffeine makes me shit too haha.
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Apr 14 2016 09:14pm
Add caffein, cut water, cut carbs, cut salt, cut throat...

You will lose 2 lbs sauna or later.
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Apr 14 2016 09:30pm
Quote (noob_whacker @ Apr 14 2016 11:01pm)
can it be that u just normally have to take a shit?

:D

what if u tried stopping coffee in the morning for 7 days. and see if u still shit around the same time.

not saying that coffe doesnt have laxative effects. just saying it could be something else causing the shits lol


If I don't drink coffee my morning poop becomes an afternoon poop. Coffee has conclusively been shown to speed up bowel movement significantly in a subset of the general population. It has laxative compounds but they don't work the same for everybodh
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Quote (cloudkicker @ Apr 14 2016 10:30pm)
If I don't drink coffee my morning poop becomes an afternoon poop. Coffee has conclusively been shown to speed up bowel movement significantly in a subset of the general population. It has laxative compounds but they don't work the same for everybodh


cigarettes too man idk if thats only me tho xD
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Apr 15 2016 05:05pm
Quote (NumbSouls @ Apr 15 2016 06:55pm)
cigarettes too man idk if thats only me tho xD


dats groce mein
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Apr 15 2016 05:43pm
Quote (NumbSouls @ Apr 14 2016 12:57pm)
yeah you mean ingest large amounts of laxatives and spend 2hours on the seat

IM READY SIR

fun fact is that im probably going to do that too... AFTER the running and sweating (dont want to have stomac cramps and shit while im running)


Have you ever taken laxatives? LOL good luck buddy. It doesn't work how you think it does.
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