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Jun 16 2015 07:09pm
What is it with these Persians

Fuckin Persians
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Jun 16 2015 07:12pm
Quote (YoloSwag420 @ Jun 16 2015 08:04pm)
are they too whiteeeeee?

#jaimee
#IplayCOD
#All17yearoldcaucasiansrepresenttttt


On topic -- i like your avatar... pitbulls are awesome and the site which hosts that image is legit too.


Not the reply I was looking for but cool man! Haha
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Jun 16 2015 07:56pm
Quote (HyphyIll @ Jun 16 2015 09:09pm)
What is it with these Persians

Fuckin Persians


Exactly what somebody who was jealous of TRUE Persian genetics would say... marvel in these deep aesthetics portrayed by actor Rodrigo Santoro (who definitely isn't the Brazilian who played Paulo on Lost or Pedro from Olho, no Olho).




Inafter - this guy had a 4.5 hour makeup session each day to try to look Persian... thats how elite the aesthetics are.



/edit - xerxes was supposed to be 7+ feet... this guy is 6'2 lol

This post was edited by YoloSwag420 on Jun 16 2015 07:57pm
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Jun 17 2015 03:06am
Quote (YoloSwag420 @ Jun 16 2015 05:56pm)
Exactly what somebody who was jealous of TRUE Persian genetics would say... marvel in these deep aesthetics portrayed by actor Rodrigo Santoro (who definitely isn't the Brazilian who played Paulo on Lost or Pedro from Olho, no Olho).


http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/18823/_1275455993.jpg

Inafter - this guy had a 4.5 hour makeup session each day to try to look Persian... thats how elite the aesthetics are.



/edit - xerxes was supposed to be 7+ feet... this guy is 6'2 lol



Wiki says he was 5'10
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Jun 17 2015 04:53am
Quote (Jimmy16 @ Jun 17 2015 05:06am)
Wiki says he was 5'10


No ideawhat wiki says, but that was the joke :P :

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xerxes
Ancient Persian King that reigned over the Persian empire between 485 BC to 465 BC. For some reason was portrayed as 7 foot tall black metrosexual in the popular movie '300.'
That crap movie 300 did not depict Xerxes accurately.
by Persia4ever June 07, 2007


Inafter - Im like 5'10 and one of the tallest persians i know haha


Also lol:
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xerxes
The act of sneaking up on a man while at the urinal, gingerly placing one's hands on that man's shoulders like Xerxes did to Leonidas in the movie 300, and gently whispering "Xerxes," "Leonidas," or commenting on the man's equipment, i.e. "nice penis."

When you are banging a girl,, as you are getting close to blowing- her giant aggressive dog runs into the room and pukes on her face.
I was jabbing my dick into Missy and magically was able to get her face Xerxesed.
by d to the cizee May 29, 2009


This post was edited by YoloSwag420 on Jun 17 2015 04:54am
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As long as it dims the sun for my eyes my friend.


Wears shades for function. Me too lol.
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